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As we know, Hollywood is always remaking stuff. They love it. They can’t get enough of the remakes. They are remake-aholics over there. And when they do remake a movie, it’s almost always with an eye towards “the kids.” Got 2 keep the kids happy. So not only do they ruin stuff, but they ruin stuff in a very specific way: namely, by shoe-horning in a middle-aged cocaine addict’s idea of what a kid would think is cool. And thus a best new party game is born!
#unnecessaryremakes!
You get it. Here, I’ll go first:
- The Neverending Kindle
- Text M for Murder
- Auto-Tune in the Rain
- Last Crank Dat Supaman in Paris
- The Razor Scooter Thief
- Fight Facebook Group
- Strangers on a Monorail
The competition is stiff this time, though.
@poliopoliopolio: Tamagotchi Cemetary
@timcarvell: 976-EVIL.blogspot.com/evil.html
@edithzimmerman: Wall Posts of Endearment
@alexblagg: The Man With the Golden Taser
@marklisanti: Egg n’ Cheese Hot Pocket at Tiffany’s
Good luck!
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Mr. Smith Goes To Williamsburg
The :’( Game
Hoverboards over the River Kwai
Tween Wolf
Honey, I Rick Rolled The Kids
man, this is the one i was looking for.
Married to the Mafia Wars
Tahe Talented Mr. Adam Lambert
Chocolat Rain
12 Angry Femskins.
Dances with One Man Wolf Pack
Charlie Bit Me In The Chocolate Factory
Type M for Myspace
Brave<3
Whoops. it’s supposed to have the emoticon for a heart (<3) after “Brave”? But it’s not showing up? Balls.
Balls. Brave(emoticon for heart). I don’t know how to do it.
Brave<3
There ya go!
FUCKIN’ A! Okay, nevermind. Videogum hates hearts is all.
Brave
Thank you.
all my upvotes are belong to you
Elementary School Nativity Musical
Brokencyde Flowers
The Last Facebook Poke
500 Days of Tumbelogging
The Landlord Before Time
Cool Daft Hands Luke
Great sextpectations
Dead Ringbacks.
The Lady sends an out-of-office autoreply
Dramatic Chipmunk Day
American Juggalo
Apps
The French Canadian Connection
Mean Tweets
GoodBros (or ChillFellas)
Who’s Afraid of Three Wolf Moon?
Mean Tweets
Children of the Porn
i know. its terrible.
American Booty.
Bambi in iMAX 3D
Air Bud 4: Golden Retriever in the Ring: Bud Takes on the UFC
(Michael Vick costars)
Endangered Forests Gump.
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Well the objective is offically lost. You just combined two movie titles.
Fair point… maybe. I’d always assumed kids loved ANYthing better when you threw lovable, talking CG pets in the mix. I could be wrong though.
i can has goodburger?
The Great White Skype
Triumph of the Synergy
So You Think You Can Block Me
Texts from Iwo Jima
When Harry unfollowed Sally
Apocalypse LMAO
Violent J’s Juggalo Band Xmas
Revenge of the Computer Programmers, who are actually tolerated, make good money, and live a comfortable lifestyle
Bedknobs & Roombas
the purity ring
2001: a myspace odyssey
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The Zunies
Pippi Jeggings
Like Brawndo for Chocolate
Days of Purple Drank and Glade Plug-ins
Rosemary’s /b/aby
Carrie (Bradshaw)
schindlerslist.org
The Brave Little George Foreman Grill
Wild BlackBerrys
Defriending Private Ryan
Bell, Kindle and Candle
Rebel Without a Fauxhawk
Sex, Lies and VoIP
When a Stranger Skypes
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Sexting in Seattle
You’ve Got Sext
Lost in America (Because the GPS is Busted)
Stranger Than Kindle
Better yet…Stranger Than Fan Fiction
iTron
Dan in Second Life
Raging Troll
You’ve Got a Facebook Notification
Whos Afraid of Virginia Woof?
Blue Fleece
The Google Reader
The Netbook
Peggy Sue Got Gay Domestic Partnershipped
Lethal Attraction with Racial Tension
Oh, wait.
Vanilla Skype
My Left Stank Leg
A SMARTcar Named Desire.
Bridget Jones’s Blog
The iVillage
I Know Why The Caged Bird Texts
12 >:( Men
Gettin Krunk With Wolves
Schindler’s Facebook Friends
It’s A Wonderful FML
Of Guinea Pigs and Men
The Sound and the Furry
Twitter 140 Characters For Murder
The Facebook Connection
Full Metal Bapes
Ceiling Cats and Monsters
Flight of the GPS
FAILien Resurrection
Sisterhood of the Traveling Winkers.
The PWNmower Man
How Bella Got Her Groove Back
The Dark Crystal Pepsi
The LiveJournal of Anne Frank
Epic Fail in Little China
You’ve Got FAIL
The Avatar of Dorian Gray
LOLcat on a Hot Tin Roof
Schindler’s Listserv
I Know Why The Caged Bird Tweets
When Harry And Sally Filled Out Long Personal eHarmony Surveys
Edward SlapChopHands
My Friend Flickr
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World of Warcraft
The Jonas Brothers Grimm
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Halo3
Death Panel Proof
War of the Worlds of Warcraft
Shall Wii Dance?
Citizen Napoleon Dynamite.
When Gabe Met Lindsey
The Second Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
It’s a Wonderful Second Life
A Bug’s Second Life
Second Life of Brian
The Second Life of David Gale
Waking Second Life
A Second Life Less Ordinary
Proof of Second Life
The Secret Second Life of Bees
Second Life or Something Like It
This Sporting Second Life
Second Life With Mikey
La deuxieme vie en rose
Carlito’s Wayfarers
Live Blog Die Hard
Knute Rockne, All American Reject