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As we know, Hollywood is always remaking stuff. They love it. They can’t get enough of the remakes. They are remake-aholics over there. And when they do remake a movie, it’s almost always with an eye towards “the kids.” Got 2 keep the kids happy. So not only do they ruin stuff, but they ruin stuff in a very specific way: namely, by shoe-horning in a middle-aged cocaine addict’s idea of what a kid would think is cool. And thus a best new party game is born!
#unnecessaryremakes!
You get it. Here, I’ll go first:
- The Neverending Kindle
- Text M for Murder
- Auto-Tune in the Rain
- Last Crank Dat Supaman in Paris
- The Razor Scooter Thief
- Fight Facebook Group
- Strangers on a Monorail
The competition is stiff this time, though.
@poliopoliopolio: Tamagotchi Cemetary
@timcarvell: 976-EVIL.blogspot.com/evil.html
@edithzimmerman: Wall Posts of Endearment
@alexblagg: The Man With the Golden Taser
@marklisanti: Egg n’ Cheese Hot Pocket at Tiffany’s
Good luck!
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The 400 Unsubscribers
Casablanca 2: The Streets
OmniCorder on the Roof
Tha Blinged-out Falcon
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Breakfast at Hot Topic
Scooters of Fire
My Sweet Sixteen Candles
Oh shit, that show is called My Super Sweet 16.
downvote away!
X-Men 3
To Kill a BloggingTroll.
Citizen Cope
A Hybrid Named Desire
An Escalade Named Desire
Darn.
the spambot always submits twice
Avatar
Crank Dat Superman – The Forbidden Dance
The Brunch Club
SXSW
schindler’s spreadsheet
The Capoeira Kid
MMA Kid
Gone With The Wind, BRB TXT ME
The Third Divorced Dad
CSI: Of a Murder
Talent for the Game of Pogs
So I Think I Married a Reality Show Millionaire (too soon?)
It’s A Rad Life
Interview with a ROBERT PATTINSON OMG HEZ SO HAHT
Rear Windows 7
Black Hawk Downvote
Meme and You and Everyone We Know
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You’ll never be da cake eatur.
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You’re slurring your words. Do you wan’t me to call you a cab? I think you’ve had enough. People are staring.
Keyboard Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
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i know right! never underestimate the appeal of keyboard cat to the masses
Stewart Saves Minnesota
The Wiz-zle
Lord of the fly hunnies
The Good, the Bad and the Fugly
The Island of Dr. Dre
Episode IV: Don’t Worry,This is One of the Good Ones!
An USB Connection Orange.
The Low Carb, Fat Free, and Totally Nutritious Health Breakfast Shakes of Wrath
Damn. I was about to do:
The Acai Berries of Wrath
The Organic Fair Trade Grapes of Downvoting
MOAR
The Craisins of Wrath
Acai berries is good, but for some reason craisins is so amazingly absurd. Get the President of Entertainment on the phone.
Mr. Smith iSights to Washington
Pretty in Pink Skechers
The Man With One Red Wheelie
The Pink Steve Martin.
The Man With Two Blogs
Ernest Goes to Washington
facebook/off
College Humor beat you to it.
Whoops! hopefully this one actually works
4P0C0L7P2E N0W
LOL of the Rings
Edward ShamWow-hands
Lawrence of Disturbia
Desperately Twittering @Susan
Damn, “Tweeting” would have been so much more effective. “You live, you learn.” -Alanis Morissette
KoyanNSFWisqatsi
Black Lord of the Rings, Yes We Can!
Powerpoint Break
Look Who’s ROFL
Das Croc
Snakes on a Plane 2: Penis Sharks on a Boat
Being Jon Gosselin
NSFW Dancing
Battlestar Potemkin
Tweet Lola Tweet
damnit i only wanted my second one
Segway Lola Segway
Double Click Indemnity
The Wii-zard of Oz.
There Will Be Uggs
Roman Staycation
Citizen Kanye
Strange Micro-brew
Guess who RSVP’d to my facebook event
Stand By Me (or at least change your twitter avatar to show support)
Patton Oswalt
Videogummo.
It’s A Wonderful Life For Vampires
Sexts, Lies and Youtube.
Kate Gosselin and the Eight Dwarfs
Memes of a Geisha
Photoshop of horrors
Pulp Slash Fiction.
Pulp Fan FIction
DM In A Bottle
iPhone, Robot
Back to the Future After We Kill Hitler
The Glen Danzig Story
sisterhood of the travelling skinny-jeans
Pulp Slash Fiction.
It happens to the best of us.
Totes Recall
This is the best. Mega-upvote button plz.
Soulja Boy’s Day Off
All the President’s Memes
Fried Green Organic Tomatoes
2001: The Past.
For a Wii Points Card with a couple credits on it.
For a few Wii Points more.
There and Back Again, A Little Person’s Tale
Mad Max 4: Staycation
Photo-texts from the Edge
Chill Rider.
Driving Miss Gosselin
Tweetless in Seattle
You’ve Got a Google Wave
@tomhanks
Full Metal Keffiyeh
scratch that.
Full Metal Jar Jar
Four same-sex weddings and a death panel
Glorious
A Boy and His Blog
nice
i was about to post The Blog
Return to the Blu-ray Lagoon
Uncool Streets.
herbie: the porn-addled smartcar
[Firewall prevents you from accessing this website]town
2012II
No. Pulp Slash Fiction is better. Better yet:
Pulp / Fiction.
goddammit, this was a reply to suisfiner