Oh man. SPOILER ALERT.
From the end of the article:
“What do you think? Surprised? Titillated? Horrified? Choose your adjectives below!”
If you need me, I’ll be drowning in my barf.
Surtitilfied. And barfing with you because I just said that.
This should make Gossip Girl: A XXX Parody a little more interesting
This is what I have been waiting for since day one. I can die happy now.
I really hope this leaves the option open for 3 way with Blair, Chuck and Nate.
unrelated: just went over to Stereogum and the comments were all so grumpy. looks like i better stay on this side of the wall.
and pompous. Don’t forget pompous.
any harsh words for Animal Collective and you’ll be downvoted into Monster’s Ball for a month. Pitchfork acolytes the lot.
Yeah, I used to hope that Stereogum comments would come around after we all became one big monster family over here, but it’s so brutal over there that no one has more than a grouchy one-liner (except for the unfortunate videogummers who leave themselves signed in and forget that comments consisting of more than two sentences is commentsuicidegum). I know stereogum is trafficked like crazy, so there are always a lot more non-registered comments, but I also think people choose not to sign in to save themselves the abuse from an ill-recieved comment.
Where is Scottgum? I want answers–why are your monsters SO MEAN?!?
Aw damn, I thought this was about a real person in real life. Which would make the spoiler alert a lot funnier, like you don’t want to ruin the surprise when I go on a date with him or something.
I wish I could upvote you so many times for that.
Spoiler alert: your tags.
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I bet this guy knows about halter horses, the body builders of the horse world!!!!
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Mediocre New Party Game.
Now we just need to make Blair/Serena happen.
Apparently Blair has some pretty talented feet.
Oops, sorry for the double comment.
Ugh. You can take him back, straights, we don’t want him.
Or at least make it a trade. How about Perez Hilton. You can take Perez Hilton.
I don’t know how you think that’s a fair trade, but absolutely not. We’re gonna need to throw in a few McG’s (ok, just one will do) or Hugh Jackmans (at least three) to make that one worth it.
with Hugh Jackman in there, that will be one wet package of people. Everyone will need a pee poncho.
I say that we keep Chuck Bass. But I second the motion of trading away Perez Hilton. That man is The Worst.
Chuck Bass is the new Katy Perry.
Judging from the photo with the kiss-ee, it is going to be a very dispassionate, squinty eyed smoochfest.
Not to be Professor Gossip GIrl but from what I read in the comments of this article Chuck was bisexual in the books.
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