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Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 by Gabe
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“You can put this on one of those wacko websites.” Ugh. Do I come down to your work and slap the shark with a penis in its mouth out of your mouth? It’s not my fault that I haven’t received an email in three hours and the biggest news story of the day is how the McAfee corporation is using Jessica Biel to sell anti-virus software. It’s like 28 e-Days iLater around here. Hello? London? (Via Lindsayism.)
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Hahaha YES. FUCKIN yes! This is PRETTY MUCH Lindsay’s FOLLOW UP TO the SHARK EAT Horse Debacle OF 2009. Also, YOU GUYS NEED to tell YOUR DAD to stop making those TERRIBLE JOKES.
“He’s a dickhead! Harharhar”
“Yeah, whatevs dad.” (IS THIS what the damn KIDS SAY? I HAVE no idea)
When I see the headline “It’s A Shark With A Penis In Its Mouth Kind Of Day,” it just seems right that at the bottom of it it says the lastest (and first) comment is by you.
Hey Patriot, I just noticed that this was filed under “Cute as Balls”. HA!
Oh hey by the way, TED KENNEDY PASSED AWAY TODAY.
i think that sharks gay!!!!!!!!! haha lol!!!!!!
He was right! I am sooo into this!
Jeez…EVERYONE is a Twilight fan these days.
He probably thought it was a Popsicle because of how your mother had it in the freezer overnight. Or he thought it was a vampire penis. One or the other.
The guy who said, “This guy’s a dickhead!”… my boyfriend. Dibs!
The tags of “Florida. Penises. Sharks” are never going to happen again. Take a screenshot, it’ll last longer.
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SEXIST and Gabeist. CMON MAN.
WTF. My computer is not letting me reply TO OL’ Weezy. WHAT KIND of blackmagic ARE YOU CAPABLE OF?
Hey i ain’t no voodoo magician!!! and its weezey!!!
That’s not WHAT YOUR name says! And ARE YOU sure? Cause I CAN FUCKIN reply TO ANYONE else on here, but SOMEHOW, nothing happens WHEN I CLICK reply for you.
maybe its cause im so fukkin awesome? i donno lol!!!!! and my name can be spelt like 8 differen ways
weezey weezy wezy weeeeezy weeezzeeeeeyyy basicaly the letters dont mean anything!!! you can rite it however you want!!!!
Finally. I’ve been looking everywhere for that thing.
This… isn’t real. I’m pretty sure this is not real. Is it?
This… isn’t real. I’m pretty sure this is not real. Right?
Just looking though my picture folder and I’ve got absolutely nothing for a shark with a dildo in it’s mouth. Plus I’m not even clear if that’s a pink colored dildo. It looks like some dead guy’s detached meaty cock with the skin off.
I dunno WHY THE fuck you WERE downvoted. THIS IS the one POST that I wouldn’t EXPECT YOU to have A RESPONSE to. You’re STILL A champ TO ME!
I think you solved this mystery. Nicely done.
Was THAT ACTUALLY in the show? I don’t REMEMBER.
It was but it’s been “redone”. LOL HA HA It’s great tho!
Love to you American Patriot, I’ve always been a fan! XOXOXOXOXO
Man that ain’t no kinda penis I evah saw!
lol i broke this gay website cuz im so fukkin sexy!!!!
Ugh. Just UGH. You’re EXACTLY like the kind of dudes I’ve been dating. UGH it forever, man.
“I think we could sell that.” -The Horatio Alger of Shark-Mouthed Dildos.
Love your avatar!!
ANOTHER DAY and we HAVE another FUCKIN Da Cake EATUR WANNABE in “Weezy.”
i dont even like cake!!!!! lol!!!
and wat does the negative numbers mean?!?!?!!
Yes, people need to stop trying to be Da Cake Eatur. You just can’t replicate that kind of magic.
okay will someone answer my question? why do all my posts have negative numbers underneath them?
It’s CRAZY. It’s like THE HAVE ALL the fucking TECHNIQUE down but JUST NO soul TO back it UP.
okay, i came to this group today, cause you guys were talking shit on asher roth!!!! yes i dont spell and shit like that!!! but why wont you at least answer my question!!!!! i dont now why you are all pissed at me or why you keep talking about da cake eaters i dont even know what the fukk they are!!!!! just someone tell me why when i click on my name all my writings have negative numbers!!!!
i like this.
What are you… a gay fish?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/224099
Congratulations on getting the reference.
Oh Gabe, I would have emailed you tips except every time I do I regret it because either I’ve emailed you about crappy taxidermy or people injuring themselves to skip work. Then I instantly I wish I hadn’t bothered…. I will learn the secret of the internet one day sensei.
alright look im so fu******in angry!!! why is all my writings negative!!!!
Because you’re an a hole, Dr. Rocket Scientist!
“You can put this on one of those wacko websites. Somebody will be into this.” Somebody will be into this? SOMEBODY WILL BE INTO THIS? Who will be into this interspecies smut? Oh yeah. Us.
That dude talking is just a barrel of laughs isn’t he?
I’m very proud of all my fellow ‘Gummies today for refraining from using a painfully obvious “eat a dick” joke. It’s a testament to the high standards and comic integrity of everyone here that we’ve refrained from taking the easy route and using a crass, sophomoric quip such as that.
That said, that shark can eat a dick.
It’s a funny video until you realize you are probably looking at part of this shark’s intestines coming up through it’s mouth. Then it’s gross and creepy.
yeah, i’m sad for the shark.
he was just crusing along, maybe snacking on a tasty dong he’d found, minding his own shark business. he was hoping to continue eating dongs and sea grasses and otters and stuff forever. but instead he ended spending his last moments having the shit heads who killed him standing over him laughing. (did he die? i didn’t watch the whole thing because ew and sadness.) also, if it’s his intestines, it’s even sadder. “hahaha, his viscera looks like a penis! look at him thrashing around, trying to not die, obviously in pain and distress over his fucking intestines being yanking out of his body! hawhawhaw!”
fishing is gross. even catch and release. gross.
You totally took it there. Good for you. Your handle is apt, my friend.
This is just a viral video for the new tucker max film.
Oh man, I meant that to be funny. But when I think about it, I realize it could actually be. Dude ruins all fun.
okay, but seriously, what is that? is that intestine? dildo? montauk monster?
Sorry to get all dyinganimalsaresad and not be enough toughinternetbadass. But I’d rather make fun of people. People have it coming. Animals– not so much. I know you monsters like critters, so maybe I won’t get too many downvotes.
so do you like halter horses dogg?!?!?!?
Is that what happened to Dirk Diggler?
Well, I suppose that video delivered everything it promised.
It’s definately a dick in the mouth sort of day. My dating life is awful (full of almost literal sharks) AND I have a therapy appointment today. What will my analyst say??? The HORROR!