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Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 by Gabe
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What is even going on with things today? Did I put my eyes in backwards? Did my brain fall out in the bathtub? I’m not sure hospitals even know how to fix that. If there are even any adults around here to take me there. We are all alone on Shutter Island!
It’s like Burger King’s mascot meets Aphex Twin’s “Windowlicker” meets AHHHHHHH. This is the top comment on YouTube for this video:
Ha! I will laugh at that when I have finished this barfing I’m into right now. (Thanks for the tip, Jane.)
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The only [redacted] on shutter island is [redacted]. Because [redacted]. That book sucks.
You don’t have to spoil things for other people, crab apple. It’s incredibly obnoxious.
Thank you, Videogum, for testing my willpower to watch the worst(best? worst) videos all the way through every day.
If you look at the singer long enough, it’s incredibly easy to convince yourself he looks a lot like Gabe. I don’t know what that means. Gabe, is this really your music video?
Nice pleather jacket Gabe!
This is the least Japanese Japanese thing I have ever seen. Not one (real or CGI) person is even Japanese in this video.
Well, the singer is Japanese, and he is singing in Japanese, so… It’s kinda Japanese, ne?
fine, but. im still not happy.
How Japanese is this guy exactly? I mean, surname aside, he looks like a cast-member of one of the CSI franchises.
The singer is Ken Hirai (?? not “Hiraki”) and he is 100% Japanese.
I would like the giant ken dolls number please.
1) So their heads are like barbie and ken dolls… let’s hope some other parts are as well. we don’t need any more of these half human half barbie dolls roaming around teasing us with their hot bodies.
or
2) This is a trailer that showed at the end of this year’s Human-Robot Interaction conference. Expect more details and leaked footage at http://hri2010.org/
or
3) BANG!
I hate to admit it, but Gwyneth is looking pretty fine.
I guess I was premature in saying there were no more Entourage articles anymore. Although it’s weird that Vince bleached his hair.
Oh, I get it. The beach chair is Haldeman.
Speidi thought that their foray into starring in dramatic J-Pop videos as a slutty nun and a creepy flesh-coloured, uh, wig would have gone unnoticed.
THEY WERE WRONG.
How do leisure singers like this manage to get a string orchestra to play their songs?
Because, as we all know, string players are just rolling in the dough from all their airplay on Top 100 stations. I mean, last night me and my friends were just jamming along with Serenade No. 13 after a night out. It was great!
I just reread my reply, and I did not mean it to sound as assholish as it did. Sorry!
This might seem off-topic, but does everyone agree that Coldplay’s “Lovers in Japan” the most Japanese song ever?
Suddenly Team America’s puppet porn doesn’t seem so disturbing any more.
Needs more pink dolphins.
Amazingly this video works for “Tardy to the Party” just as long as you drink enough Goldschlager.
What happens in Barbie’s California Dream, stays in…ugh.
For a second I thought it was Heidi and Spencer before I realized they aren’t famous enough to inspire a music video.
Wait, you’re telling me sleeping with a log dressed in my dead huge-headed lovers bikini isn’t a legitimate way to grieve?
Allusions, dad. You don’t have time for my allusions (of love).
I am half Japanese and I love this video.
I am half American and I am revolted by this video.
Decisions, decisions…
(By the way, the artist’s name is Ken Hirai, not Hiraki.)
Gabe needs to brush up on his kanji.
seriously, what is going on with japan?
Look, if you really want some WTF-erade, there’s always the Avalanches.