Remember when Jack Nicholson made a werewolf movie in the ’90s that was supposed to be serious, and well-acted, and dramatic but turned out to be ridiculous, and terrible? Me too.

Remember when Jack Nicholson made a werewolf movie in the ’90s that was supposed to be serious, and well-acted, and dramatic but turned out to be ridiculous, and terrible? Me too.
ok then.
why must these all have that awful Van Helsing sheen to them? A trilogy of bad: Van Helsing, Sherlock Holmes, and the Wolfman. They should make a collectors set out of them.
Boo! This movie looks like it stinks! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Well, I think this looks kinda fun. Sorry that they haven’t delivered your “serious” werewolf movie yet. Wait, what? I guess we will forever live in the shadow of The Monster Squad.
Wolfman’s got nards.
Wolfman? Yawn. I’m still waiting for a screen adaptation of “Dracula’s Pajama Party”.
The makers of Wolfman certainly pulled their EPIC movie card when they cast Hugo Weaving.
At least it doesn’t have a werewolf ninja (I’m looking at you Underworld: Rise of the Lycans).
When are they just going to remake the most serious werewolf drama, Brotherhood of the Wolf?
# Listen hard and close, why are you morose?
did you take an overdose? to the winner’s post
can you make the chase?, internet, database, web page right out of your face
I’m in and out of space !,WOLFMAN! it’s giving me the hump man, you come in like a swamp man
I jump when you say jump man
the spits on you so what you gonna do?
you gotta junkie for a mother
your dad drank special brew
from the estate , you had enough on your plate
there was a gang in the shadows
I made the getaway
WOLFMAN
it’s giving me the hump man
it’s coming like a swamp man
I jump when you say jump man
jump jump jump jump jump
get into the vibe, slamming the megadrive, arcade fire, didn’t i? I put my —-
sit into kingdom come , alley cat, got your tongue
SCHIZOID HE’S FAME ON THE RUN! HE’S WANTED BY THE SUN!
WOLFMAN! AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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- P.D.