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You know, this show would have made sense back in 1994 (when it was called Models Inc.) when the Internet was still just a way for people in the Army to send each other encrypted memos about Army Stuff and a computer with a single megabyte of RAM took up three warehouses and a hundred nerd technicians to operate the levers, or whatever. Back then, we were all provincials, living in a shadowy world of not knowing how anything worked. But that’s not the case anymore (thanks, Facebook!). Now we all know everything about everything and we’re all Tenured Professors in Knowledge. Like, I’m pretty sure that people stopped being surprised that the modeling world was vapid and miserable and morally/psychologically dangerous back when Kate Moss still got periods. And even if this show could lift the veil on the seedy underbelly of a bullshit industry (seriously, fashion and modeling are the total worst, people are starving to death in this world), it would help if the veil hadn’t already been lifted on this very show. Mischa Barton went to a mental hospital for heaven’s sake. She seemed kind of washed up and sad before that, but she did not seem crazy necessarily. Now it is official, she is a coconut, but I am supposed to put that skeletal genie back in the vodka bottle and pretend like she’s New York’s hottest new thing? Ha and also ha.
I can’t wait to end up watching this terrible-looking show (probably), because I’m an idiot (definitely)!
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“Take your shirt and pants off.”
“What?!”
GASP! They’ve fooled the poor bloke into HALF-NAKED MODELING!
Actually, it’s more like three-quarters naked. Sorry, I’m really good at naked math. ONE PANTS minus ONE SHIRT equals THIS TERRIBLE SHOW!
Sir Isaac Nude-tpn over here. Anyone? Eh?! Alright, I’ll leave.
It makes it almost immeasurably worse that I misspelled the suffix “ton”.
You know, Sir Issac Newton could have totally been a model! In all his portraits, he had such luscious hair! Couldn’t you imagine him in a Pantene Shampoo Commercial
“When I met my mother for lunch, she couldn’t help but notice how shiny and healthy my hair looked! My secret? Pantene Deep Conditioner! It doesn’t take a mathematician to find out the secret to healthy looking hair. Just use the small applicator brush on your roots, and you’ll have perfect hair colour in no time. So now, when I’m out with my mother, we can say that when it comes to healthy hair, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!”
Yikes, sorry! I didn’t mean to write a Shampoo commercial script, it just sort of happened…
I want this to be a real commercial. Make it happen!
Newton could totes be in an ANTM Covergirl commercial! Make it happen, Tyra!
He spoke so quickly that at first I thought he said “take your shirtpants off”. Crazy models, wearing shirts for pants.
“Gia” already covered this, and did it well. Why do they think Mischa should should do it again? Is there really anything new she can bring to this table (where only cocaine and cigarettes are served?)
ugh. between this, antm, gossip girl, melrose place- this network should be dragged out into the street and shot. glad im not a teenage girl imprinting on this shit.
Where are they days of the Gilmore Girls and Veronica Mars!?
I’m unclear about why they felt the need to add “:TBL” to the title. Were they afraid the morons couldn’t figure out the proper abbreviation on their own?
For a second I was like “what does tbl mean?” But I think that’s only because I forgot the title of the show because stupid.
This is the first I had heard of Kate Moss having a hysterectomy. Thanks for the update.
“they made me take my top off!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6JwwpAd5Xk
I was going to make a joke about how the starving people in the world would make AMAZING models, but then I remembered Bruno did it already.
Still true, though!
I think you mean starving to death not on purpose in this world.
yuck, these people.
My countdown for the ‘very special episode’ starring Tyra Banks starts in 3, 2, 1… (Fingers crossed it features smiling with one’s eyes and cutting)
What kind of wishes could genie Mischa Barton make come true? I want coke and an eating disorder, granted.