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I tried to start my own Best New Party Game on Twitter last night. Has it taken Twitter by storm? No it has not. Has your mom written me like, “@videogum Lots Of Love, I can’t stop playing yr new game, it is 2 much fun #desperatepassions.” Your mom has said nothing. On the one hand, that is kind of a bummer. I tried to participate in this human world of ours, and the human world was like “u could have just as easily not tried to participate.” On the other hand, the only thing more shameful than failing at Twitter is being really good at Twitter. “Oh, he is one of the best when it comes to Twitter.” “Is he?” “Yes.” “That’s too bad.” And besides, that just means MORE PARTY GAME FOR US. Right, you guys? Right? Riiiight?* The game is simple: #HonestMovieTitles. You get it. I’ll go first:
- There Will Not Actually Be That Much Blood
- Honey, The Kids Are Running Around on a Stupid Looking Sound Stage
- Split Personality Club
- Indiana Jones and the Second to Last (Let’s Hope!) Crusade
- No Country For Any Men, When You Think About It, Too Scary!
You get the idea! Car! Game on!
P.S. As you can see, my head is clearly in a yogurt cup, so I’m leaving early today on a much-wanted long weekend. When the Gabe’s away the Monsters will play, or whatever, ugh, sorry, bye. See you guys on Monday.
Gabe: Ice Cream Cake, I messed up! Boo hoo hoo, I’m a big baby who wears a diaper apparently.
Ice Cream Cake: Don’t worry. You will always have your best friend: me, Ice Cream Cake!
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Birds Attacking People
idea so nice, they posted it twice
the rear window that looks into your murderous neighbor’s appartment
harry potter and the goblet of teen angst and voldemort’s return
you’ve got mail from tom hanks
the royal tenenbaums are a rip-off of the glass family
almost famous but probably not because you’re fifteen
We Don’t Talk About the Fight Club in the Basement
No Lambs, No Silence
No Trains or Spotting Trains, Just A Lot of Heroin Use
Lost In Japan Neglected By My Husband Trying Not to Fuck Bill Murray Because He’s Old Enough to be My Dad
I want to have sex with your avatar. Is that a bad thing?
Close Encounters with Aliens with Synthesizers
500 Days of Indie 80′s Music References and Joy Division T-shirts
Whatever Woody Allen is Trying to Do Isn’t Working
Star Trek
Guffman Isn’t Coming To Your Shitty Play
girls play baseball and cry sometimes during world war II
Alice in a Really Shitty Dream
Vampire tells his life/death stories.
Ugly vampires visit Alaska.
Cute Vampires go to a beach party.
Mostly vampire kills only 100% vampires.
Weekend Spent Propping Bernie Up in a Completely Unconvincing Attempt to Make Everyone Think He’s Still Alive
Vincent Gallo Gets a Blowjob from the Girl from Kids
Two Women Cook Food, Write About It
Planes, Trains and Automobiles and Racing Kevin Bacon to a Taxi.
Doing Some Complicated Math in Boston While Hunting for Good Will in Someone Ironically Named Will Hunting
face removed and put on another person and then removed once again and put back in its original place
Kim Bauer’s Next Door And Looking Fine!
Miserable People That Others Laugh At Anyway
99 Minutes Of Waking Life You Will Never, Ever Get Back
A Bunch Of Idiot Aliens Invade A Planet Where Poison Covers 70 Percent Of The Earth And Frequently Falls From The Sky… Also God
Nice
The Weeks
I’ve gotten so much work done today cause of the videogum break. I didn’t know I could be this productive staring brad pitt.
TV version!
Dancing with the Has-Beens and Wannabes
America’s Got Sad Attention-Craving People with Marginal “Talents”
Sylvester Stallone Climbing Mountains for Some Reason
Sorry about that. Here’s my TV Show:
- Smart Jumping Car, Stupid Driver
Anchorman gets fired, but eventually redeems himself during a zany zoo mishap.
This is your dad: Mrs Doubtfire!
Somehow Orlando Bloom Designing a Shoe Costs a Company $972 Million
Wayne’s Small Group of Loser Friends
District Full of Unmotivated Aliens, For Some Reason
Pineapple Express is Allegedly Weed, but Everyone Shouts the Whole Time
Observe and Humorously Molest Anna Farris, Beat Up Children
Dancer in the Two Hour Gradual Snuff Film with Music Videos
The Room Where We All Have Sex With Lisa
I had to upvote you, based solely on the strength of that last one. (It seems to me like you are the expert, matt.)
Yeah, that was my clincher right there.
Catch Me If You Can, Which You Can’t.
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300 people die trying
i just looked at that photo of bumblebee. am in the only one that sees a gigantic shiny camel-toe on him? (her?)
bumbleshe???
Do, Dump or Marry: My Best Friend, the Groom
Juno I’m Not a Virgin Anymore?
Robert Ford creeps everyone out for 3 hours with his monotone voice and then assasinates Jesse James and then gets shot at the end
Maybe I read this site too much, but I think Gabe has been in a bad mood for a couple posts now. I hope he gets some rest this weekend.
The Hostle Where We Torture, then Excuse it with a Clever Plot Twist
Saw Your Eyes Out
Clerks Who Don’t Do Shit
This is COOL AND all, but I fucking MISS GABE AND hope he has A RESTFULASS BREAK.
Phantom Menace? Really?
ALSO THIS site FUCKING wins. DO YOU guys realize that GABE ISN’T even writing ON HERE, AND YET we are still HERE WRITING things on A DAY old POST? This SHIT IS amazing! LET’S KEEP it UP, y’all!
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I don’t GET IT. What DID MY post HAVE to do WITH HANNAH Montana fans?
You know if you knocked off the all caps shit nobody would probably say anything.
SO WAIT does THAT MEAN you wouldn’t HAVE REPLIED to me IF I hadn’t PUT IN ANY fuckin CAPS? BUT YOU did REPLY? SO YOU felt the NEED? WUET? I don’t UNDERSTAND THE damn POINT I think you’re TRYING TO prove!
I dunno, the creepy obessive thing we obviously share with teen girls? It is a little sad, like we’re lost here without him. Like Gabe’s the only one who can escape.
omg, you guys. this is becca, but since Videogum is all wonky, it signed me in as An American Patriot.
I feel like Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost. and An American Patriot is Patrick Swayze. or is it the other way around?
This post was a little like hearing Bobcat Goldthwait speak in his normal voice for the first time.
WAIT WHAT? Has MY ACCOUNT been fuckin HACKED? What is GOING on?!
no. your account has not been hacked. videogum has been doing this for the past 2 days. it logged me in as christopher and swinglow yesterday. i have no idea what’s going on, but when I saw it had logged me in as you, I HAD to take the opportunity to post.
it was just too good to pass up.
u understand, of course.
if videogum ever logs you in as me, feel free to write some crazy shit.
It’s COOL BECCA. I was JUST A LITTLE worried. I appreciate THAT YOU DIDN’T fuck SOME SHIT up. That could HAVE BEEN LETHAL. With great POWER COMES great responsibility. OR FUCKIN whatever. If I EVER get LOGGED in as YOU I’LL BE sure to POST SOME of my MUSINGS on religion.
I can’t believe you played that on the level. You could have caused so much mischief!
I’m going to commence signing in and out until it logs me in as Da Cake Eatur, at which point I will mount an off-topic but spirited defense of Faulkner’s later work that will blow everyone’s mind.
Becca, I’m not trying to be your girlfriend or anything, but I have to say that your taste in token-black-girl cartoon avatars is adorable.
(you’re secretly living my night-dream-mare right now)
I’m actually really jealous of you right now.
Being Good At Running From Transforming Robots Doesn’t Make You A Legitimate Actress
RoboCop
The First Rule of this Movie is You Don’t Talk About this Movie
The Science of Cardboard Cut Into Things That Maybe Represent Your Subconscious and Didn’t We All Love Eternal Sunshine, Guys?
This Al Pacino Movie Inspired A Few Good But A Lot Of Dumb Rap Songs
Jessica Alba Dances, No Acting
Replace “dancing” with “looking hot”, and you could cover every single Jessica Alba movie.
The Hidden Dick Game
The Unfinished Witch Project
I feel bad for anyone reading these comments who HASN’T seen the sixth sense. Major spoilers. BTW, today was an example of why Videogum needs BOTH Gabe and Lindsey. Who’s going to keep us toddlers babysat when Gabe goes on vacation?
We’re like that kid that’s driving the car, and Gabe’s the dad taping it in the passenger seat.
Yeah, for some reason everyone took the party game as “rename a movie to spoil the ending” which I don’t think was the intention.
Also if Lindsay was still here we wouldn’t all look as pathetic as we do for checking videogum even though nothing’s being posted. RIP, Linzz.
Raiders of The Lost Nazi Melting Thingy
The Fly totally messes up a great idea this one guy has for improving the future
Bicentennial ROBOT
I unfortanely decided to look and watched the dad shrink the kids
Mark Wahlberg sold out his dreams but his penis is still very large nights.
What About That One Time Bill Murray Wouldn’t Leave Richard Dreyfuss Alone?
David Lynch’s Do Not Watch This Highway.
Heath Ledger just owned your franchise.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (>’0′)>
Can my excitement not fit into one line on videogum?
Ponyo!
Getting Bitten By A Radioactive Spider Still Won’t Get You Laid Or Bring Back Your Dead Uncle Man
The Curious Case of Mork From Ork
Samuel L. Jackson wears a plaid skirt
Quentin Tarantino Can Misspell Words
i love gabe, and i think this website is great, but honestly there needs to be another voice on videogum.
We all miss LIndsay, tim. But we soldier on, as we must.
- Bill Murray Is Fucking Angelica Houston But WANTS To Fuck A Pregnant Lady On A Boat
- David Bowie Is Packing In Spandex
Michael Bay and Ben Affleck do more damage to Pearl Harbor than the Japanese managed in 1941.
Almost Cameron Crowe Bio-pic
Yes! It happened to me! I thought maybe some of you guys were making that “logged-in as someone else” crap up. Worlds Done Had Been Collidin’! If it helps anyone solve the ways of the Lawnmower Man, jneslo was the last person to comment before I clicked on the Comments section. Sorry to hijack you, jneslo. If it had to be someone, I’m glad it was you. I’m glad it was you. (I have no idea what that even means.)
-RichGuy
After watching 17 Again today, this really hits home. Thanks, Kenny. You’re the token/catalyst character that allows me to change back to the real me after I learn to love again or whatever.
Ahhh! This is some Freaky Friday (or Saturday) shit. Thank goodness you didn’t post something terrible like that I enjoy Toddlers In Tiaras.
Sidney Poitier is Coming to Dinner.
Everything is Jewish
this must be the best new party game cause gabe missed work on friday because of the aftermath.
Okay, once again, I have nothing to add in the movie titles department and I am prepared for the down-votes that may result from my 3rd unrelated comment in this thread, but ya know, while Gabe’s away and all… I am also prepared for some people to think this is creepy to ask, but I hope it’s not taken that way. Since this post keeps getting revisited like crazy and we’re probably nearing exhaustion of the movies we’ve all seen, I figured this is as good a place as any to bring it up.
I don’t know how many of y’all use twitter, but I know a few do (including myself) and I thought maybe we could take this party up a notch* and maybe have a monster roll-call for those that use it. I figure, if you’re already on twitter than you’re open to the idea of total strangers freely invading your privacy…. but we’re all family here right? So, anyway, I’d love to follow some fellow monsters, if you guys are down. Just reply with: your http://www.twitter.com/______ url or “stop being a creep, wondergrrl!, and go make real friends who don’t live on teh internets!”
*(this will not take the party up a notch, but it will distract you long enough for godsauce and Kenny Powers spike the punch and throw a video pizza in the dvd player!)
Sounds like fun/creepy or whatever. Ok monsters, break free of these ties and let the wild rumpus begin! http://www.twitter.com/mjwalrus
I’m down.
twitter.com/shesdarnsilly
http://www.twitter.com/cdeezey
I just updated for the first time in like 2 months. I’m still bummed that Robin Pecknold cancelled his account.
The Curious Case of Someone Who Reminds Me an Awful Lot of Forrest Gump
Monty Python’s Life Of Jesus.
http://twitter.com/lakonislate but it’s half in Dutch and never updated. I just want to align myself with the right side for when the final web 2.0 battle starts.
Paul Blart Mall Cop
Fuck all this twitter username nonsense. We’ve got bigger fish to fry. Like finding out where Gabe hid Lindsay’s body…
He probably cooked her into a True Blood souffle and served it up to his mind-slaves! That’s right, Gabe is a MAENAD!! (who is also an excellent cook)
I don’t recognize this user, but THIS IS WONDERGRRL! !!! I wish I knew this IndieClox better so we could have fun with these little name switches! I just hope I get da cake eatur next!
Aliens are treated like Black people in South Africa.
Signs that M. Night Shyamalan is the worst
I rarely update (though maybe this will give me reason to do so), and I’m new (to commenting at least) here, so I don’ tknow what the interest will be really, but –
http://twitter.com/Radi0Waves
District 9 is a Metaphor.
Nick and Norah’s Stereogum Playlist
I’m serious, I’m not playing patriot games with you anymore. GET OFF MY FAMILY!
You Will Be Bored
Baby Jane Happened to Baby Jane.
Ed Wood never have been permitted to make a movie if he’d been born in the 70′s or later.
Forrest told me my momma had AIDS.