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Let’s be honest, there is nothing funny or clever about this, just as there will be nothing funny or clever about the movie for which this is a limp viral marketing ploy. Parodies of PSA’s are tired in general, but this one is particularly bad. The mind of Diablo Cody needs a nap! And if there is one single person in the entire world who shouldn’t ever say shit to kids with low self-esteem who feel like the world was not made for them, it’s Megan Fucking Fox, even as a joke. A joke for which she received a paycheck. This is actually gross the more I think about it. It’s so boring and lame and blatantly pandering and tone-deaf and ugly. I mean, I’m not such a stick in the mud as to actually say “remember Columbine,” but I just overheard some other stick in the mud say “remember Columbine” and he kind of has a point. (I know that no one is going to shoot up some school because of this stupid thing, but that doesn’t make it any less tasteless, especially since it’s already just a piece of junk anyway. Ugh fuel on the boo fire.) Just make a poster of Megan Fox’s tits for your stupid monster movie and shut the fuck up.

Comments (59)
  1. Ok megan, sure, I believe you teased without mercy in high school instead of being the one DOING the teasing. Oh wait, no i don’t- SHUT IT DOWN!

  2. Isn’t this movie rate R? Teenagers! You should not be seeing R-rated films! Particularly this one!

    • No teenager has ever seen an R-rated film. Ever. duh.

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    • tornado  |   Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 -4

      Of course, because it’s not like teenagers buy tickets for PG movies and then just sneak into R ones. That would be insane. Especially if their friends who work at the movies would just give them the tickets anyway… Oh, wait, that actually happens in my hometown.

    • tornado  |   Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 -5

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  3. Keyboard Cat wrote a new song just for this video…

  4. Wow, I can’t wait to “kill and eat” anyone and everyone who I feel doesn’t respect me…

    And I realize that this isn’t real, but the logic behind the message is breaking my brain. She’s like “peer pressure is a bad thing,” and then she’s like “so why don’t you go ahead and do exactly what I suggest right now.” Couldn’t they have changed “peer pressure” to some other kind of issue if she was going to be telling us what to do?

  5. Gmarley  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 +7

    “The more you knarcissist…”

  6. I feel the urge to kill and eat too.

    And then, I’d hit that.

  7. After being talked to by Megan Fox, an awkward teen is more likely to shoot up the t-shirt under his bed.

  8. wow gabe’s a little angry in this one…not saying that’s bad but it is surprising to see such a strong emotional response from him to complete garbage….maybe your car got towed like mine did last night…

  9. I can’t wait for this to be the Movie Club movie of the week.

  10. This why Diablo wins Oscars.

  11. Anyone else think it’s funny/weird that “actress” megan fox talks like a baby on helium?

  12. I know it wasn’t the part that I was supposed to find ridiculous, but “Hi, I’m actress Megan Fox” made me lol.

  13. I think fake PSA’s have got to outnumber real ones by a margin of 10 or so. When I see one now I just wait for the punchline and Megan Fox’s interpretation of “a person who is serious about something” was not convincing enough to make this an exception.

  14. Someone should make a fake PSA about fake PSAs.

  15. Did she even go to high school?

  16. So… she says her name weird. Whats up with that?

  17. Was this the joke?
    “Hi, I’m actress Megan Fox.”

    I think a rewrite is in order.
    “High school is tough, if at 15, Michael Bay films you in a bikini under a waterfall.”

  18. Monkey  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 -17

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  19. I bet this kid will want to take his flower back after seeing this.

  20. What an amazing actress.

  21. Fuck yeah! Cussing!

  22. She’s pretty bad at talking.

  23. Gabe should win the Nobel Prize for getting worked up over innocuous shit.

  24. teevee  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2009 0

    the megan fox make-up tutorial:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOOlcdpfLg
    (to be fair, the girl in the video is a much better actress)

  25. Listening to her voice, I can’t help but think that in 10-15 years, she’s going to marry one of the now Grammy-winning Jonas Brothers and begin a life as a horrible rich housewife, and will start her own e-mail newsletter at Meef.com where she shares recipes and delightful stories.

    Then Gabe, at 93 years old, will be forced to kill himself. Sorry Gabe, we’ll miss you.

  26. The sad thing is that I’d still hit that. :-(

  27. She should do a porno.

  28. Monkey  |   Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 0

    I see my bid for lowest rated comment is can only be made more impotent by my realization that as an unregistered user I do not qualify for Monsters Ball.

  29. ModernMANdroid  |   Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 +2

    I gotta say this is one of the biggest overreactions to a clip I’ve seen here in a while. And COLUMBINE???? (Yes, you made the connection even if you want to pretend that you’re not).
    C O L U M B I N E
    ???!!!!
    chill the fuck out during the long weekend.

  30. eb  |   Posted on Aug 14th, 2009 -5

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  31. I finally pinpointed her accent: mild retardation.

  32. I feel that when I leave a comment on Videogum I’m really just upvoting Gabe for his awesome points and super-sweet sense of humor.
    After reading this article I seriously was like, “Awe! I wish I could upvote this! That was awesome.”

    This is my resolve for that feeling of “Awe” that i had.

  33. Grouchomarxist  |   Posted on Aug 15th, 2009 0

    This makes me want to kill a small child. You win Diablo Cody. Bravo…

  34. Silly Megan, acting is for adults.

  35. Okay.

    Once again, the author(s) of this blog prove to not get the humour.

    This is an ad for a zombie movie or some damn thing about killing and eating boys. Set in high school, I’m sure.

    GOD, DO YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF IRONY?

    I hope these comments eat your soul so that you stop critiquing so obliquely

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