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[Dramatization]
Friend 1: Want to come over later?
Friend 2: I don’t know. Why?
Friend 1: That is kind of a weird way to answer that question. I guess because we are friends, and we like to hang out, and it could be fun?
Friend 2: Oh, I see.
Friend 1: Sometimes I think that you might be bi-polar. You’re so anti-social, it can be really frustrating.
Friend 2: I don’t know.
Friend 1: Right. Well, if you want to come over later, we could have a video pizza party.
Friend 2: What is a video pizza party?
Friend 1: It’s where we watch a video of a pizza spinning around. It’s awesome.
Friend 2: It sounds awesome.
Friend 1: I know.
Friend 2: I’m sorry I was rude earlier.
Friend 1: It’s OK.
They embrace.
And scene. Want to know more? Of course you do!
Here is the Original Video Pizza trailer (not one of these video pizza rip offs):
Now imagine that, but for an hour. And only $9.99 plus shipping and handling? That is cheaper than some sizes of pizza. And no more having to wait for it to be ready.
“Note: the Video Pizza video has sizzling sounds as the pizza spins, so you can play your own pump-up music! Or if you prefer, chill to the soothing sounds of sizzling.”
YOU ARE ON SODA DUTY.
“Very long wait”
–Netflix
(Videopizza.biz via Afrojacks.)
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Video Pizza Party at Gabe’s house!
I say Discovery Zone!
This is just in time for Spencer “Goat Genius” Pratt to deliver on his 100 Pizzas Promise in a cost-effective and environmentaly friendly way.
Gabe, the Double-Dog still stands. Spencer’s a-comin’. You better hide.
good call! You bring the sauce and I’ll bring the areolas!
This is an even better idea than Hamburger earmuffs!
“Alright, just stay calm, Frinky. These babies will be in the stores while he’s still grappling with the pickle matrix. Hoyvin, glavin!”
Great. I’ll bring the Faygo.
I’ll bring In Bruges on dvd cause some people havn’t seen it yet.
I thought we were going to watch pizza?
TMNTFETISHVIDZZZ.COM
I read Michael Bay already has the rights to the remake.
Actually, Tim Burton’s already filming it. The pizza is an eccentric, misunderstood outcast with a dark past. Johnny Depp stars as “Pizza” with Helena Bonham Carter as “black trash bag”. Budget estimated at $55 million.
I heard that in the Michael Bay dramatic remake the Pizza blows up (it actually blows up several times, but only one huge explosion) and goes to pizza heaven but then comes back to pizza life because it truly understands the matrix of pizza (or is it the pepperoni of leadership?) or something like that.
“I’m super excited!” –Sexman
If you have to be in a choir, the Wolf Choir is the one to be in.
ice cream and cake and cake. ice cream and cake and cake. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE. ICE CREAM AND CAKE DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE. and pizza.
Well done, sir!
Hanging Ourselves Party at my house!
because this exists. it’s just the last straw.
The next time I read Infinite Jest I’m going to have a hard time not imagining this as the movie.
yea, i could see myself sitting in a chair comatose watching this for the rest of my life, easily
darn you ENTERTAINMENT!
And here I thought the fun part of pizza was eating it. Silly me!
Seriously?…….2007?……On DVD?….I
I like to eat my video pizza in front of my video fireplace.
On your black tarp couch and chairs?
Also, do I have to down vote myself, because this actually made me hungry?
They could have at least filmed a pizza that looks appetising. This one’s crust looks like it has genital warts.
Round and round. Back and forth, forever and ever.
you sir are much faster than me.
“Back and forth, forever and ever”
No, that’s the after party.
That dramatization was interesting because Friend #1 seemed to be a real asshole, and yet Friend #2 ended up apologizing. I think Friend #2 has self-esteem issues.
Makes me want to do this.
(I know, quality sucks but I couldn’t find another one).
Is Sizzling the name of the Mega Man 2 boss themes cover band they go to do the soundtrack?
It’s either that, or the sound of food cooking has always been like Yellow Magic Orchestra-lite, and I’ve just had my oven on mute.
i don’t think i could ever eat pizza again unless it’s spinning on a black trash bag…
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I’m waiting for “Sausage Fest: Pizza Party II”
Aww shucks, pepperoni! Do they have a one for vegetarians?
The music sounds like what would happen if U2, Blondie, and Rick Astley collectively had a baby.
80′s! So much fun!
The book was so much better.
why can’t anyone adapt Susan Sontag’s work for the cinema?
this back and forth conversation reminds me of the Friday Fights between gabe and lindsay.
why would you remind me of those? the archives are not going to cut it this time.
I liked the key change at 3:10. Because that’s what the song needed. Is it 2007 again already?
there is no justice in the world if the center pepperoni (that starts at roughly 2:39) doesn’t get nominated for at LEAST a best supporting actor golden globe. but in all honesty i smell Oscar gold (and pizza).
truly a great moment in american cinematography
truly a great moment in american cinematography
I was too fearful of its hypnotic lure to watch the whole thing. But I skipped ahead, because I had to know how it ended.
I can tell you’re not joking, because that’s exactly what I did.
I think I’ve lost it since I’ve done nothing but watch this video and laugh…and oh god I think I just drooled.
i hope redbox has this!
And you guys thought death panels were crazy.
that center pepperoni piece is mesmerizing….
I know there wasn’t enough money to send you to The Gathering, Gabe, but surely you can spare $9.99 plus shipping and handling to order and watch the complete hour of Video Pizza for us. DOUBLE DOG.
Oh my god! This is my jam! THIS IS MY JAM!
“Video Pizza 2: Spin Harder”
Like if they made a sequel! Sellouts.
When it peaks at about 3:00, I need somebody to hit me with a grapefruit.
there’s always one underrated comment. You, my friend, are just shy of graduating from juggalo, to these monsters.. I mean ninjas.
I was about to make a witty comment about this video, but then I found myself drifting off into a deep trance…
Am I the only one who really wants to watch the ninja turtles movie now?
I think I’d have to bring real pizzas,
Chicago Style Stuffed with Sausage and Peppers
And a NY Thin with Pepperoni and extra cheese.
As soon as this video ended, I got really grouchy because I didn’t want it to ever end.
Sometimes I think you made this stuff yourself, like ten years ago, and are now presenting it “Oh guys, look what I found!”
Are you the technojeremy?
Relax, technojeremy?
Oh, boo. I guess the return of a legend got my mouse-clicking finger all excited.
Pizza’s here, pizza’s right now here.
Cold soda in the fridge.
I think what helps its netflix popularity is the M Night Shyamalan TWIST ending.
You’re watching it, and you’re thinking “Man, the 80′s was a crazy time to live in, what with the Witchhuntings and turning your own butter.” And then it pulls a “The Village” twist on you and says “made in 2007″
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime, when pizza’s on DVD you can watch Pizza anytime.
we are the pizza
If you listen closely, you can hear The Lonely Island guys softly weeping. Or writing lyrics.
I still like this better than the motherhood trailer.
No offense and i know ill get some flack for this statement but it’s not the best looking pizza, im sorry. Now this was back in the day and i know they didnt have the fancy CGI to touch cheese and the peperoni, but i have to say this pizza is quite subpar. I fully endorse a remake and i know this will offend alot of you pizza party “fanboys” but the time has come for pizza party remix 09.
Let you in on a little secret: Stare at the center pepperoni for about 30 seconds to a minute then pause the DVD but keep looking at the pizza….
we recently filmed the sequel, “Video Hawaiian Pizza”, and have another project, “Video Psychedelic Hockey Mask” halfway edited. The teaser trailer is on our youtube channel (youtube.com/wolfchoir)
I just read an article about you guys! I need to see/hear more of your work. Some day, you’ll be thanking Gabe in your OSCAR speech.