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Jeremy Piven, star of Entourage and noted fish liar, is on the press circuit for his upcoming hate-crime-comedy, The Goods. (That movie looks like it should be called The Bads, am I right? Because of how bad it looks? You get it.) Last night, his promotional duties took him to the WWE, where he guest hosted Monday Night RAW. OK! But he eventually abandoned his hosting duties and jumped into the ring. That seems to happen a lot at these things. This time it was particularly fitting, since Jeremy Piven has always made it known that his role model was Donald Trump. In fake hair and all things.

“Anything Trump can do, I can do later.”
–Jeremy Piven on Jeremy Piven

Oh, also Dr. Ken Jeong was there.

Haha. Jeremy Piven is a human weapon, just as long as someone else is wielding him. From the crotch of his pants.

Fun Fact: Jeremy Piven has to register his crotch with local law enforcement, in case someone is murdered by getting Jeremy Piven’s legs swung into their face like a ragdoll.

BONESAW! (Via Vulture.)

Comments (19)
  1. WWE RAW>Entourage

  2. Jeremy Piven finally does something useful. We can all die now.

  3. JD  |   Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 +2

    Well, that was certainly far funnier than anything on Entourage.

  4. Next season, on Entourage!

  5. Jeremy Piven: Are you sure I’m okay to do this?
    Piven’s Insurance Agent: … Please?

  6. Where can I get my official commemorative “Jeremy Piven hosts WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW” commemorative lithograph?! And can I have more than two? Please?

  7. Does anybody remember laughter?

  8. Ridiculous outfits, a predictable plot, a roaring undercurrent of homosexuality, it’s like Piven never left the Entourage set. Turtle 3:16.

  9. did billy corgan serenade them?

  10. Worlds Been Had Colliding

  11. I thought because of the mercury poisoning he was supposed to stay away from all things raw?

  12. at least he knows where he belongs

  13. I don’t know about anyone else, but this really rips the integrity from PCU for me.

    /I think I made a similar joke about the View when Sherri Shepherd did pro wrestling.

  14. Ironic, the man who plays an agent on TV needs to get a new one.

  15. Apparently I’m not the target audience for ‘The Goods’.

  16. Jeremy Piven, Ken Jeong, and “professional” “wrestling”? It’s like a credulous, unnecessary Clash of the Titans.

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