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Speaking of feuds! Oh man. My (63rd) birthday is coming up, you guys, and I only have one wish: that Joe Rogan (Fear Factor, UFC) accept Dan Quinn’s (Hospital, Nightmares) challenge to a fight. Just because one of them is clearly mentally ill doesn’t make them not both assholes!
I’ve got a good feeling about this one. Joe Rogan has a history of getting into fights with children, surely an 11-minute-long insult from a future multi-billionaire whose ex-uncle (ex-uncle?) melted away cancer by drinking sweet pure H20 (just to the foam) and now has a flat stomach and knows all about exotic pussy is worthy of getting the classic Rogan Treatment. You’ve been ROGAN’D. Oh, you guys, you have no idea. My heart is overflowing with wanting of this right now. It would be even better than the fake non-feud between Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl that is not actually happening despite what all the websites say.
Fingers crozzed.
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is that you Wilford Brimley?
I don’t understand. Is he in a spaceship?
A Hyundai spaceship!
I love how a middle-aged man is bragging about how much pot he smokes.
There’s an alternative way to watch this, but it only really works the first time. Listen to him ramble for a few minutes, and when he starts comparing stevia to cocaine, somehow in the form of a question, get up and pour a glass of milk and get some Chips Ahoy. Take your time with it. Then come back and try to imagine the Brain Gremlin Activity it took to get from the last thing you heard, to whatever he’s preaching (cuz the man PREACHEZ) about at the point of resuming. Thank you for your time.
i knew you would comment here marley. i got my EYEZ on you.
hahaha, that age joke NEVER gets old, man!
Also, is there any way we could get Dan Quinn to know that he’s an ongoing joke at Videogum? Maybe someone could post the link for his tag on YouTube? It would be the best thing in the world if he would post here defending Stevia and threatening to fuck our sisters. The best thing in the world. Let’s make this happen, people!
Who is Stevia? Are people taking medical advice from Joe Rogan?
I’m sorry, but who is Dan Quinn? Seriously, I just looked him up and Wikipedia, and the only entry it had was for the former Pittsburgh Penguin who is also a really good golfer and enjoyed the company of underage women. I’ve never heard of the Dan Quinn in this video. Am I supposed to care who he is?
Only if you care about spaceship propulsion and weight loss AS THE SAME CONCEPT. Get it together!
The “Gabe is an old man” joke cracks me up every time. It shouldn’t. But it does.
The first few times I read the title of this post I thought it said Dan Quayle. Now THERE’S a feud.
Can we hire him to be the party poet for Sheree’s party… PLEASE!
Why haven’t Dan Quinn’s friends sat him down and told him to quit filming himself doing dope rants in his Hyundai? Or at least if he is going to film himself don’t post it anywhere were people can watch it and link to it.
I wish Lindsey was here. She could help us organize an — INTERVENTION!
(How sweet would THAT intervention be?)