Posted on Jul 31st, 2009 by Gabe
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There is a silver lining in your cloud of hate. David Simon is getting a new show next year.
Dear God,
Please send Vince, E, Drama, and Turtle on a 40 year journey in a desert.Then send Ari to find them.
-Me
Didn’t they kinda do that last season?
Opps, sorry.
Dear God,
Correction. Please make it 40 years, in a middle eastern desert, as opposed to a few months in Mexico, in a country both that has seen Entourage and has Al Qaeda. Rain down drought, famine, and pestilence on them all. And please make sure there are no women. None at all. Sorry about the confusion.
-Me
Entourage is the real vampire here. turned in 2004 and it’s going to live forever until someone wooden forks that ish.
Maybe the writers will have Vinny Chase pull a Joaquin Phoenix (or a reverse Mark Wahlberg) and try to start a rap career. But since that would require some creativity, I doubt it would happen.
God, there’s a lot of poop in this entry.
Ladies and gentlemen, Entourage will now attempt the world’s longest “no homo” joke…
I heard that at the end of Hung’s season finale Ray Drecker (Jane) is going to come home and find a shadowy Ari Gold waiting for him, and then Ari’s all like-
Ari Gold: “‘I. Am. Hung.’ You think you’re the only hung guy in the world? Mr. Drecker, you’ve become part of a bigger universe. You just don’t know it yet.”
Drecker: “Who the hell are you?”
Ari Gold: “Ari Gold, Hollywood Agent of the Stars.
Drecker: [nonchalantly] “Ah.”
Ari Gold: “I’m here to talk to you about the Entourage Initiative. Let’s hug it out, bitch.”
entourage needs to die
u guys are all a bunch of sad gay fuks entourage is and i repeat is returning in 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHA