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Posted on Jul 29th, 2009 by Gabe
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Advertising Executive 1: Jackie Chan does kung fu while riding a Segway through “the Cyber-World.”
Advertising Executive 2: You’re a genius, Draper.
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Good thing he has the Kaspesklskslsklsky helmet. It made him land on his feet after somehow spinning sideways in such a way that somehow defies all sciences and creates a tornado of destruction. Safe internet is good internet.
OMG FUCK PAPER HEART JESUS CHRIST WHYYYYYYYY
PaperHearteogum? Boo.
“Everyone needs to enjoy safe time on the internet”
Now there’s a message I can get behind!
If surfing the net were really such a workout, we would could solve the obesity problem.
We certainly would could, could wouldn’t we?
Whoa! haha. Eugene Kaspersky can’t act!
and also, Gabe, is it possible that you make your links in a way that they open in a new tab (or window)? Cos it’s really annoying when I click the litle ‘x’ and then find out I’ve lost Videogum.
(I know I should just right click the link and choose the option myself, but that is too much work..)
This post is about selling out. This post is surrounded by an ad. Wow.
But don’t get me wrong, everybody has to put food on their family. Hell, if Lou Pearlman approached me and told me I’d be paid 3 million a year to dress up in a shiny suit and sing Kid’s Bop worthy songs, you can bet my ass would be on stage. Just pointing out the irony is all.
I want Jackie Chan to strap on his e-helmet and ride his Segway into the Cyber-World to battle the Lawnmower Man. And lose.
It’s amazing you can actually watch the trailer in THREE DIFFERENT PLACES. and by amazing i mean SUPER OBNOXIOUS THE WORST.COM. THE WEBSITE BACKGROUND IS A CLICKABLE AD. WTF.
Embarrassingeogum.
Sure. Except. Remember that one time when beloved Videogum editor Lindsay had to leave the site for what were presumably money-related reasons? That sucked! And if these somewhat annoying ads can keep the site reasonably afloat, shouldn’t we love and support (or just deal with) them? We see annoying things all day long, everywhere, literally! In the vast scheme of things, these ads are really not that bad!
I cant wait for the Paper Heart Movie Club article in which Gabe is forced by his corporate overlords to pronounce his love for this obvious piece of shit, while the subtext is all: “IM CRYING ON THE INSIDE, YOU GUYS. $$$”
Cashregistereogum.
Alright, everyone gets it, the ad is annoying. How bout you be a little more careful where you click and you can totally avoid the pop-ups. Also, more like timetogetanewjokegum!
have you ever been to this site before gary? forget it gary, it’s onejokeponyeogumtown.
(ps obvz i love this site and am on it every day. duh.)
yeah exactly. it’s pretty adorable that you all feel the need to be protective and negative-score all the (obvz half-assed like mine) critical comments but lets not forget the Basic Videogum Credo: Hate is Just Another Kind of Love (dot com). Except in the case of this ad. And that movie. 500 Days of I Hate Fake Indie Movies.
changethenametosomethingthatendsingum is what this thread is.
yougotanygum