I was listening to NPR this morning, and as a response to a totally unrelated question, one of the experts they had in-studio began, “It’s kind of like that old joke about beating your wife…” and then he just went on talking without ever expounding upon this.
Is there a single ubiquitous joke about spousal abuse that I am unaware of, or did this dude just realize what he was saying halfway through and hit the big red “ABORT” button?
Q: What do you tell Rihanna with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, Chris Brown, you already apologized at least 100 times in a very sincere way and told her twice.
Ouch.
Homage. 1960s.
Can any one explain why there was a sign more Mad Men in a Banana Republic window in Alexandria, VA? I was walking to work today and got highly confused.
This whole thread is x infinity and has me reaching for my Germaine Greer. Shit still isn’t funny. But at least our ads don’t look like this anymore, am I right, LADIES and Gentlemen in favor of equality?
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I was listening to NPR this morning, and as a response to a totally unrelated question, one of the experts they had in-studio began, “It’s kind of like that old joke about beating your wife…” and then he just went on talking without ever expounding upon this.
Is there a single ubiquitous joke about spousal abuse that I am unaware of, or did this dude just realize what he was saying halfway through and hit the big red “ABORT” button?
The world may never know.
Yes. It’s not so much a joke as a classic example of a loaded question: “When did you stop beating your wife?”
Hmmm. Why did the Chicken cross the road? To beat his wife.
“Your wife walks into a bar. An iron bar that you beat her with.”
Q: What do you tell Rihanna with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, Chris Brown, you already apologized at least 100 times in a very sincere way and told her twice.
Ouch.
Homage. 1960s.
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: WHY HAVEN’T YOU COOKED ME SUPPER YET?
The punchline is more effective if you throw an empty dish or something at a wall. Maybe you had to be there.
Can any one explain why there was a sign more Mad Men in a Banana Republic window in Alexandria, VA? I was walking to work today and got highly confused.
or for if you like the English language.
uh. hm. no mention of ice cream cake.
i live in this time and there’s no joking about keeping a women in her place.
This whole thread is
x infinity and has me reaching for my Germaine Greer. Shit still isn’t funny. But at least our ads don’t look like this anymore, am I right, LADIES and Gentlemen in favor of equality?