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Padma Lakshmi, ex-wife of Salman Rushdie, host of Top Chef, and Hardee’s spokesbreasts, is about to add ‘sitcom star’ to her resume (because that is how resumes work). From Variety (via WarmingGlow):
“Top Chef” host Padma Lakshmi is cooking up plans to star in a sitcom for NBC.
Building on her “Top Chef” credentials, the show will star Lakshmi as a woman working in the culinary world. (One possible title being mulled: “Single Serving.”)
Lakshmi’s acting credits include ABC miniseries “The Ten Commandments,” as well as the features “The Mistress of Spices” and “Boom.” She also played the singer Sylk in “Glitter.”
Whoops, Padma Lakshmi, those are your acting credits. Whatever, she’s not here to make friends. Anyway, this show clearly needs help in the name department (much like how Padma Lakshmi needs help in the being my girlfriend department). How about:
- Dulce de Lakshmi
No Reservations: The TV Show- Pretty Single Lady Chef of Indian Heritage in the City
- Cashmere Kitchen
- Lipstick Kitchen
I’m not saying that any of those are any good, but all of those are definitely more good than Single Serving. Low to high millions. I’m the hardest working man in Name Business.
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Padma Thai
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A la Heart: Ugh
The Namesteak
Fashion Plate
or
Desperate Culinary Jungle
Bend It Like Colicchio
Cereal Dater.
Kebabing for Padma
Cancelled
Eat Me.
BJ and the Bearnaise.
Alf-redo
Pack Your Knives and Leave it to Padma
- Suck On This Rushdie
- She Lakshmi, She Lakshmi Not
- Eat Me
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(sorry, i un-typo’d my intentional typo)
Bitches Gotta Eat
Kitchen Confidential (they can pretty much use that one again, right?)
Whip Game Proper
Hey! I know the perfect theme song for that one!
two chefs, a girl, and a curry chicken place
Women be cooking.
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hate to break it to you, but anthony bourdain already has a show called “no reservations.”
Oh yeah. You’re right. Adjusted.
Slumdog Kitchenionaire (woof)
Step Up 2 the Lakshmi
“Recipe For Disaster”
Nibbles and Tits?
I’m awful. I’ll leave.
“MEATia Whore”
I’ll bet anything that on the pilot they’ll use the phrase “What’s cooking, good lookin’?”.
Rushdie`s Sloppy Seconds
Reduction Sauce-y
Padme and the Fat Man
Two Starters and a Main
how you Lakshmi now?
“Where’s the Beef?”, because sitcoms.
The Joy of Cooking and Sex
Topless Chef
(how could we forget that one?!)
It’s Always Sunny in Philly Cheese Steaks
Frigidaires and Derrieres
Pot Chef (Tagline: “Preheat your oven to 420 and get baked for 30 minutes!” )
Whore D’Oeurves
Leave It to Cleavage
Lakshma-bab
Medium Rawr
Scampily Clad
Rack of Lakshmi
Farfalling in Love with Padma
Bone-In
Who’s the Chef?
Leftover Salman
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Not fans of cannibalism here, apparently!
Padma Bra
Do You Lakshmi Kebab?
Vindaloo Vixen
Just make it “Tyler Perry Presents (Fill in the blank)” and it will kill.
single serving shit sandwiches
The Balsamic Verses
LOL.
Laverne and Padma
Padma and a Cup
The Naany
Braised and Battered
woman on top
padma replaces pene cruz
Joanie Loves Chutney
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Any chance of a cameo appearance by Jar Jar Binks in her new show?
(I’m deeply sorry everybody, I couldn’t help myself).
I didn’t know she was divorced from Rushdie until I read this post. How disappointing. He’s a professor at Emory here in Atlanta, so I always hoped to run into Padma shopping at Whole Foods (this hope never panned out because I can’t actually afford to shop at Whole Foods). Anyway:
“Emeril 2: 2 Shor2sigh2ed 2 See That This is Going 2 Fail 2erifically”
I forgot that 2′s could be inserted in place of t’s!