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Says this terrible video from US Weekly that is grim and doesn’t need to exist and my sincerest apologies, in advance, to your eyes.
His head was on fire for a really long time. Someone get the 
extinguisher. According to US Weekly, it was as a result of the second and third degree burns that Michael Jackson suffered that led him to a lifetime of addictions to painkillers and plastic surgery. And all because Pepsi, that asshole, wanted some stupid ad for their SECOND RATE drink. Coke would never have murdered Michael Jackson like this. Way to go, Pepsi*. Drink Coke.
*Also way to go US Weekly. When does the name-change to CLASSIEST Weekly take effect?
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I watched this video earlier, against my better judgment. To anyone who is trying to decide whether or not to watch, let me say, in all seriousness: Don’t.
WHY DIDN’T I LISTEN? I want to punch US Weekly in the face. More like US Weakly. Yes, I will show myself out.
I thought this was the same grainy footage I had been familiar with for the past decade. It wasn’t.
Would like to un-see that.
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That’s horrible! In all seriousness, I just can’t believe how long it took him to realize that his hair was on fire. Was the spinning toward the end to put it out? I’m amidst sad confusion.
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I like to submit this as another reason why there needs to be a “?” button. Thank you.
The other weird thing with MJ’s death is that videos/news like this are being brought into the light. Did anyone need to know this may of caused his painkiller addiction? No. Did anyone need to talk to his driver about how Mike actually wasn’t a pedophile, but was a gay man and had sex with a burly construction worker in broken down motels? Again, no. Stop it and shut it down.
*Turns on Say You’ll Be There and leaves.*
inflammable means flammable?!
I don’t know about you guys but I thought that music was spot on. It really created the mood
It might have kicked off a painkiller addiction, but sure looks to me like he had already been having a lot of plastic surgery.
how long before that video is on YouTube, but set to different music (think Benny Hill, or standard Circus music)?
C’mon! We all know it was the media and the paparazzi and all that jazz that killed Michael Jackson. No person can put up with that much pressure for their entire life without having some sort of mental breakdown over it. But since the media won’t blame itself, they start grasping at straws.
Huh, and all this time I thought it was his heart not beating that killed Michael Jackson.
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Totally. Whining over 2nd and 3rd degree burns? What a wuss.
45 points to the mastermind behind this vid’s score.
Sorry kids, but this video isn’t new or anything. MJ’s hair catching on fire was a PRETTY HUGE DEAL, because, you know, him being the king of pop and everything. I’m sure the kind hearts at US Weekly were all like “well, we could refrain from showing this horrible yikesfest to a whole new wave a MJ enthusiasts, but nahhh. It’s good history.”
actually, the real story here is who kept this footage out of the public eye until after he died? Pepsi? The video production company?
These guys keep better secrets under wraps than all the government agencies trying to cover thier tracks on blowing up the world trade center! ( BTW – no government agencies tried to blow up the world trade center.)
OY TO THE MAXX.
Well, I guess we know where the team from Hard Copy is working now.
You think maybe his abusive, controlling father had something to do with it too?
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Douche Chiiiiiilllll!!! It’s a joke. Also it an objective fact that Coke tastes better than Pepsi. Cuz I’m from the south.
That’s a wrap!
Another peak into the mind of Michael Jackson: Hair on fire? Spin!
that happened on the day i was born!
what ever happened to ogrish? did live leak buy it? i miss the serious gore ….
Fuckin’ afro sheen.
he actually had already started his plastic surgery marathon before this incident. just sayin’.
Sure, Pepsi actually killed micheal. But in a little way didn’t we all kill michael?
I know I tried.
Just let your Soul Glooooooooow!
I Like Toast..
hahahahahahahahahah that was funny they did a good job of making that lo like micheal hahahaha
Accidentally clicking submit button twice? What an idiot.