“Ladies?”
–This Guy’s Tombstone

(Via EverythingIsTerrible.)

Comments (19)
  1. When he gets an erection, you can’t even see the wires.

  2. “Just a little levitation.”
    - Paul F. Tompkins

  3. Anyone get THAT DVD? I wanna know if it’s GOOD.

  4. I absolutely used to do that trick when I was a kid. Could’ve used the “You must wear pants” advice, though.

  5. The tragic side effect of the levitation trick is that it makes ladies dissapear. You turn from them, raise your heels, and when you turn back around they’re gone.

  6. NO DAVID BLAINE, YOU CANNOT LEVITATE

  7. It’s just like that O. Henry story about a man who sells his pants to buy instructions on how to levitate!

  8. IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.

  9. A real man wears cut-offs. NEXT

  10. Come on ladies!! Don’t you want your orbs levitated? He’ll wear pants. Promise.

  11. Man, that image…. levitation without pants …. ugh…

  12. That’s impressive and all but can he detach the top of his thumb and then put it back on?

  13. why did he turn around?

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