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These are getting easier and easier, at least as long as Twitter is involved. At some point one hopes/imagines that a non-Twitter-based Best New Party Game will come along that is a little more challenging. Ew, what am I even talking about? A Best New Party Game is about having fun. Challenging? Apparently I’m the dude at the party who’s like “I don’t want to play Charades. Don’t you have a copy of Revolution: The Dutch Revolt 1568-1648 that we could play?” And everyone is like “We called you a cab.” You know, parties.
Anyway, this one is easy, like I said. The Twitter hash mark is #1stdraftmovielines. You get it. I’ll go first:
“I am feeling very frustrated with the snake situation on this otherwise normal aircraft.”
“I would also like to have an orgasm like she is having.”
“Why so humorless?”
“Aren’t you guys entertained? AREN’T YOU GUYS ENTERTAINED?”
“I…ENJOY…A LITTLE BIT…OF YOUR….FLOAT.”
Mega points. In your face.
Your turn.
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“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I kill you.” – Jules Winnfield.
Hi friends! I was under the impression we were celebrating! Let us rhythmically gyrate!
Ghost Busters are the people who you are going to call!
“look what you did now, Kevin”
“oh no, i’m afraid because my family appears to have disapeared”
“owch, this after shave sure does sting my young cheeks”
“yikes, that neighbor guy that Spike told me cut up his family with a shovel sure is scary”
“sliding on the ice to escape from a cop that is chasing me because i stole a toothbrush sure is fun”
“KEVIN! is still at home, we should try to return to the greater Chicago area from France as soon as possible”
“keep the change, business associate”
-Hpme Alone
“Please be quiet, Donny!”
“A while ago, in a galaxy that’s somewhere over there, I think.”
“Get away from her, you b-word!”
“Mrs. Robinson are you, by any chance, trying to get sexy with me?”
“I’m pretty angry, and I don’t know about you, but I don’t plan on continuing to take it!
“I said, did you happen to notice a sign on my lawn that said ‘Depository for Deceased African Americans’?”
“Am I responsible for that recent debacle?”
“YOU….SHALL NOT…GO BEYOND THIS POINT!!!”
Please, cease terrorizing this young, grimy orphan I discovered in this devastated space colony, you female jerk!
Get your tiny fins off of me, you damned dirty sea monkey.
“Always wager on African American.” -Passenger 57
I believe that the Vietnamese Soldiers do not enjoy surfing as much as we do.
“You finish me.” – Jerry Maguire
“I was willing to be with you at the beginning of the sentence.” Jerry Maguire
“Johnny is in the vicinity!” -The Shining
“The people I see are unalive.” – The Sixth Sens
Tonight we dine in a quaint little bed & breakfast.