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These are getting easier and easier, at least as long as Twitter is involved. At some point one hopes/imagines that a non-Twitter-based Best New Party Game will come along that is a little more challenging. Ew, what am I even talking about? A Best New Party Game is about having fun. Challenging? Apparently I’m the dude at the party who’s like “I don’t want to play Charades. Don’t you have a copy of Revolution: The Dutch Revolt 1568-1648 that we could play?” And everyone is like “We called you a cab.” You know, parties.
Anyway, this one is easy, like I said. The Twitter hash mark is #1stdraftmovielines. You get it. I’ll go first:
“I am feeling very frustrated with the snake situation on this otherwise normal aircraft.”
“I would also like to have an orgasm like she is having.”
“Why so humorless?”
“Aren’t you guys entertained? AREN’T YOU GUYS ENTERTAINED?”
“I…ENJOY…A LITTLE BIT…OF YOUR….FLOAT.”
Mega points. In your face.
Your turn.
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TODAY, we celebrate this no LONGER AS AN AMERICAN HOLIDAY. TODAY the world celebrates OUR LABOR DAY!
From LABOR DAY: the film, by ROLAND Emmerich.
“Would someone please help me quit smoking?”
…from the Dana Carvey classic, The Mask.
Who keeps their eyes open for The Watchmen?
I SIP YOUR MILKSHAKE.
whoops, I guess Gabe already covered this territory. my bad. how’s this:
“What’s the most you ever wagered on a game of paper, rock, scissors?” -Anton Chigurh
I’m becoming too advanced in age to engage in this behavior.
“If you act in your usual offbeat manner in our presence, you reveal your revolver in this bowling establishment, I’ll take it away from you, place it in your anal canal and dispense every bullet from the clip.”
revolvers don’t have clips. Just sayin.
Yippidee Doo Dah, Motherfucker.
“This boat’s not big enough” -Jaws
Could you please say hello to my small buddy?
Welcome to scenic Sparta.
Did you observe the consequences of accosting an unfamiliar person’s rectum?
“You’re not wrong, Walter, you’re just really getting on my nerves right now.”
“See you soon” -The Terminator
“brb”
And suddenly as I lie on my deathbed I think of my childhood sled, “Rosebud”.
“I’ll come back in a little while”
“Are you speaking to me?”
“SHOW ME THE DOLLAR BILLS!”
“Guess how much I paid for these Amsterdam Mcnuggets” -Pulp Fiction
Rule numero uno–Please don’t talk about Fight Club. Number two–seriously you guys, please don’t talk about Fight Club.
“The only way is to hack your own brain.”
…wait
Do not think about nor try to amend this situation, Jake. The powerfully corrupt community members of Chinatown will thwart you.
Forget it Jake, it’s this neighborhood
“My father’s daughter! My own daughter! … My father raped me and she is our child!”
“I am quite upset, and I intend to alter my behavior accordingly!”
” ‘Honest to God?’ BORING! A teenager would never say that!”
-Diablo Cody
“Go ahead, make my afternoon more pleasent.”
” ‘Honest to God?’ BORING! A teenager would never say that!”
-Diablo Cody
gaaahhh I think this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I feel irrational shame.
“Roads? We are going to fly this car in the sky because of the future.”
“I’M THE EMPEROR OF THE PLANET!”
“I have the desire-THE DESIRE TO MOVE FAST!”
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to get me to have sex with you. Aren’t you?”
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Sorry, I’ll try and do better. Promise.
I think the idea is to make them less catchy, not necessarily more polite. Josh’s are good!
exactly, hence the “1stdrafts”– josh’s work
Ah, well, sorry. I’m not here to make friends. Also no one got my salute your shorts reference so double
for me.
i got your salute your shorts reference. so wipe that frown off your face.
Or: twist that malcontent facial expression around to the opposite, more positive position.
This thing came apart.
are you addressing me?
“Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re a very viable option and definitely my first choice.”
“There’s no place like Kansas”
“I made him an offer he would never not accept.”
“I do not think the outcome of this will be desirable.” – Star Wars
“I feel like a monarch who reigns over the entire planet!” – Titanic
And this one doesn’t really follow the rules, but still:
“I’m cuckoo…”
“…for Cocoa Puffs.” – Kill Bill Vol. 1
Life’s like a box of chocolates, because I can’t see through chocolate and I also can’t see the future.
“Assure me that there will be a lot of cash on display!”
“Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo!”
“Go Ninja Turtle, Go Ninja Turtle, Go!”
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#CharltonHeston1stdrafts:
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, ‘I don’t like being touched.’ So look here monkeys, hands off!” -Planet of the Apes
“Does this taste like people to you?” -Soylent Green
“Look Egyptian king guy, the rest of the Jews and I want outta here!” -Ten Commandments
“Megatron is trying to extract information stored in my head. Egad!”
when I was six I looked into the sun because my mother had told me not to do that when I had tried to do it before.
“I do not have a tumor!”
“Frankly my dear, i’m not particularly interested.”
“Snakes. I can’t believe that it’s snakes.”
“Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale… if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world… then somebody didn’t know i was SPIDERMAN”
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Don’t remember it!
I only have one query for you: do you feel fortunate?
“We’re going to need a bigger boat! …You know, because…. that shark. That shark is a really big shark. Too big for this small boat.”
“This is a terrible place to stop! I saw a whole bunch of bats just a moment ago!”
Forget it, Jake. It’s the section of Los Angeles that is too corrupt to change in any way.
Are you speaking to me? I mean, I’m the only other person here, so I, naturally, assume you are speaking to me.
I consume your egg cream soda! I consume it all into my stomach!
You know how to snap, don’t you Steve? You just press your middle finger against your thumb until it hits your palm.
Forget it, Jake, it’s a section of an urban area with a large number of Chinese residents, usually outside of Greater China. Chinatowns are present throughout the world, including those in East Asia, Southeast Asia, North America, South America, Australasia, and Europe.
In the past, crowded Chinatowns in urban areas were seen as places of cultural insularity. Nowadays, many old and new Chinatowns are considered significant centers of commercialism and tourism. Some of them also serve, to varying degrees, as centers of multiculturalism.
“May the midichlorians thrive within you”
“Luke, I got the paternity results back, you’re not gonna believe this”
“Play ‘As Time Goes By’, Sam”
Funny story, “Play ‘As Time Goes By’ Sam” is actually the line that’s said in the movie. “Play it again, Sam” isn’t actually in the movie. It’s just the way people remembered it. A lot of quotations that sink into the cultural consciousness are actually misquotes, for some reason.
(Sorry, I know this isn’t movietriviagum.com.)
that’s awesome, i didn’t realize he actually said that. i knew “Play it again, Sam” was wrong, but i thought the line was “Play it, Sam”. thank you for the correction, i’m a fan of movietriviagum. in order to avoid future embarrassment, i will never ask sam to play anything.
Hey, would you happen to have a cigarette rolled with marijauna?
I do enjoy females with deep orange-red through burnt orange to bright copper colored hair.
-Wooderson
That’s what I enjoy about females in high school, chum: my age increases, while their age remains at a set position.
“I understand, but these can go louder than 10.”
“Yes, I think capital punishment is suitable for these gentlemen, and I hope they’ll get their come-up-ins in the afterlife!”
I’m going to supe it up!
“No more rhyming now, I ask you.”
“Anybody want a cashew?”
you are good.
fuckk, i wish i could give this twelve more thumbs-ups.
I’m going to make him a reasonable offer.
Luke… I had sexual intercourse with your mother.
actually….
luke… ummm… there come’s a time in a mans life when…. ummm… when a man’s loves a woman very much… well…. ummm
“To the outer reaches of the galaxy, and continuing past that!”
Are you familiar with the action known as ‘whistling’, Steve? The instructions are as follows: purse your lips and exhale air through them.
Are you ready for the truth? I don’t think you are. I would wait.
“Yeah, about that Code Red on Pvt. Santiago, not sure you REALLY want to know the answer on that one.”
We can always think about our time together in Paris.
“You want the truth? I feel that you don’t have the mental capacity to full understand the truth!”
Do you smell that coagulant, son? It smells great first thing in the morning!
“You want the truth? I feel that you don’t have the mental capacity to fully understand the truth!”
Eat up, Spartans, because tonight pretty much everything but the Chinese restaurants are probably going to be closed.
Were you to build a baseball diamond, it would be likely that people would attend games.
“This is OUR Arbor Day!” – Bill Pullman
“I am so busy that I just can’t fit bleeding anywhere on my schedule.” – Predator.
I’m sorry Private Lawrence, but I don’t allow jelly donuts in my barracks.
“They call me Mr. Tibbs! But you can call me Virgil.”
“Heeeeeeeeere’s me with an axe!”
It’s me! Jonny!
“Luke, I am the man who slept with your mother in order to create you.”
“I think we’re related somehow, Luke” — star wars
“Very good. Excellent work.” — borat
You wouldn’t happen to know the address of the place where those unique baubles he has come from, do you?
Endless hours at the office sacrificing adequate time to pursue enjoyable hobbies ultimately limit one’s ability to mingle successfully in social situations.
The best entertainment Satan ever provided was making the world think I wasn’t him. And just like blowing gently into my fingers, he was not there.
“If you build a baseball diamond, people will then come out to see baseball games.”
“Toto, I don’t recognize any of these landmarks.”
I’m gonna to negotiate an offer thats mutually beneficial to both parties
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they don’t.”
“Hey, don’t knock jerkin off. I love myself.”
“Of all the animals, snakes are the worst”
Hello Adrian.
“There is one less than five of us here, in Nevada, and we are mammals not unlike foxes, searching for seductive dancers and mood-altering substances much like one might find in soda pops or esspresso.” -The Hangover
“I’ll see you in hell, William Munney” “No. You won’t.” -Unforgiven
“there’s nothing in the rulebooks that says a dog can’t play basketball and have adorable puppies that play soccer. I challenge you to find that rule.” -Air Bud
“Johnathon has arrived!”
“I feel fondness towards that illumination device”
“Don’t hit me with your car, I’m trying to walk across the street here!”
Would you be so kind as to return my wallet? It’s the one that’s emboridered with “Well-Mannered Gentleman.”
I’m totally going to get a wallet that has “Well mannered gentleman” embroidered on it now.
“Your knife isn’t very big. Look how at how big mine is! I would even say that your knife isn’t a real knife.”
You want the truth? I’m warning you, its a real doozy!
“Luke I’m your biological parent!”
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Princess Bride revisions:
“Improbable”
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I’m gonna kill you”
“Whatever you want”
“I love the smell of the thickener used to coagulate gasoline into a gelatin for military uses in the morning. It smells like, success in battle against insurmountable odds.”
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We called you a cab.
“Hey, yikes!”
Midnight Cowboy
Just a completely superfluous bottle of cough syrup.
THANK YOU for giving me the name of my new shoegaze band.
Coffee is for those who make a successful real estate transaction.
My watch cost more than your watch.
“Please moisturize your skin!”
“One time…at a retreat for the school marching band….I masturbated with a wind instrument.”
This mortal coil is similar to a collection of confectionary made from cocoa, fat and sugar.
I’m a petroleum man.
He’s too homosexual to operate.
“Baseball is not about crying”
“My surname is Bond. My full name is James Bond.”
“To be honest with you, honey, I don’t give a care”
“You know what goes human liver? Fava beans and a nice chianti”
“Houston, we’re gonna need a bigger spaceship.”
“I swear to god, HAL. If you don’t open the pod bay doors, I am turning this ship around.”
“You are causing me to feel much emotional turmoil, Lisa!”
Or rather, “You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!”
That whole movie was first draft.
Please do not concern yourself about it!
“I got the results of the test back, it would appear that I have a lump in my breast.”