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This is a video of a monkey making out with a cat. So if you don’t want to see a monkey making out with a cat, then don’t watch this video. Or if you think, “surely he is kidding and this video is something other than a monkey making out with a cat,” or even, “maybe there’s a monkey making out with a cat for a little, but probably eventually the monkey stops making out with a cat and this becomes something else,” you are mistaken. I am not kidding. The monkey does not stop. This does not become something else.
HEY YOU TWO, GET A ZOO!* (Via BuzzFeed.)
*John Quincy Adams: Gabe, look, I’m being honest with you, anything else would be disrespectful. I’m telling you, I’m preparing you, I suppose I’m explaining to you that the joke ahead of us is an exceptionally difficult one.”
Gabe: We won’t be going there alone.
John Quincy Adams: Alone? Indeed not, no we have right at our side, we have righteousness at our side. We have Mr Baldwin over there…..
Gabe: I meant my ancestors, I will call into the past, far back to the beginning of time and beg them to come and help me at the joke. I will reach back and draw them into me, and they must come, for at this moment I am the whole reason they have existed at all.
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I’m pretty sure someone has tried to make out with me like that before.
JOHN QUINCY ADAMS is responsible for this? THAT BASTARDASS LAME DUCK president, I knew it!
It’s always the best jokes for which you apologize the most.
No pussy jokes yet?
That pussy really spanked that monkey!
You’re welcome.
NSFW!
That monkey made out with a couple of Cocks in college (experimenting).
How is this not via lindsayism?
I think this is the video they show the monkeys at Roritor when making the “secret ingredient” that goes in Gleemonex.
Thank you so much for making that reference.
That footnote was really enjoyable. Good job, I’m sending you a fruit basket.
Wow. Did you see the monkeys twitter update after this video?
Brilliant BUT you missed a huge opportunity at a “multi-colored ass” joke.
Very true, but I didn’t want to get caught. My boss is a monkey and that would been like totally more awkward.
That monkey’s gonna get so many handjobs.
If someone could add Keyboard Cat to the end of this, then I could take The Fabulous Baker Boys out of my NetFlix queue.
The cat totally hates it.
That is the most patient cat I have ever seen. My cat would have eaten that monkey 15 seconds in, no joke.
That doesn’t look at all consensual. Even though it would deny it, the cat was totally asking for it.
the person filming it creeps me out. “Kitty kitty…. do you LOVE your kitty kitty?”
It’s like somebody’s mom hasn’t been the same since the divorce.
What kind of family owns a monkey?
Hey, Monkey! NO MEANS NO
Human sacrifice! Monkeys and cats! Making out! Mass hysteria!
The internet is not only stranger than we suppose, it is stranger than we can suppose.
Thats fuckin WISE, brah.
jerry falwell was right. these are the dangers of gay marriage.