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This is your national anthem.
Have a great long weekend, you guys. See you Monday! (Video never forgotten via MarkLisanti.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
This is my new Summer jam!
That cop that couldn’t stop smiling is definitely my boyfriend.
Forget an arrow through the head – I hope that THIS WAS FAKE.
the best way to avoid LOLing is to try singing along. in the event that doesn’t work…close your eyes and act somber.
Happy Canada Day!
Forwarding to GOOP.com…
So he butchered the anthem, big deal. At least he thwarted Reggie Jackson’s assination attempt on Queen Elizabeth.
Nothin’ Krusty the Klown hasn’t done before.
and the home of the freeeeee
Gabe knocked you the fuck out.
Happy 4th everyone!
PS @ Gabe, do your homework this weekend and find us a good cat video for Monday.
Edit: That gif was for cake eatur.
Move over Susan Boyle, this man has got talent!
Actually, why are we judging this man based on his singing skills? I’m almost positive that behind that podium he is reading the lyrics to the national anthem! He should know those lyrics off by heart, especially since it is the 4th of July! Unpatriotic!
I’ve never felt so patriotic! And still can’t log in…
cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
“Hey guys, one more thing, hey, this weekend when you’re being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth of July bruhaha don’t forget what you’re celebrating and that’s the fact a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, rich white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.”
Just kidding, I love America. I mean where else, really?
Who brought stars and bright stars, at the party last night, for the rascals we fought….
I am so embarrassed for my town now.
It really is a nice place guys…seriously! I swear!
I will back you up. Chattanooga is a very lovely place. I had the misfortune to go to high school across the state line in Dalton, GA. Now that is a shitty town! We would go up to Chattanooga whenever we could to escape. Well that and to fool around with GPS girls.
I think this is the version from the Naked Gun done as a joke.
No! Don’t go! He’s blocked us all…as punishment…for something.
that comment made me
come back! we need you!
Some devious individual with impeccable spelling ability has kidnapped da cake eatur! Noooooooooooo!!!!!1!!!11!!!
you can spell now???
Except now mine’s mysteriously working, making me look like a hypocrite.