LunaTwilight is a forthcoming line of Twilight cosmetics, duh, so that the nerds can look so pretty and dead while they brush their hair before falling asleep alone in a pile of cats.
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Oh man, that’s HORRIBLE. This is why I don’t let my kids DABBLE in this DEVILRY SHIT.
Heh, your customary asscaps read as “this DELIVERY SHIT” to me for a second there. Like “no, any career but the UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE!”
“Word is there will be a special ‘Twilight’ edition of the cult-favorite lip plumper with one half of the tube’s vial’s contents resembling blood.”
Aww. For the kids…
Everything sucks and is stupid and everyone is a moron. Thanks for helping me fully realize this Twilight fans.
I wonder which is the
est color?
that looks like the shitty makeup i got for christmas from every one of my relatives when i was about 8 years old.
i guess that’s appropriate, except you know it’s going to cost a shitload of money.
also, i was under the impression that everyone was blue in that movie? not even like
blue but like really blue skin blue (but also
blue).
where’s the blue-face?
I just blue myself.