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Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 by Gabe
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Couples Retreat trailer, you guys:
Get it? They’re all miserable people with tiny, wretched lives! In the sun!
Boy, I sure wish I was in a dead-end loveless marriage, spending my days cheating on my spouse and using subtle insults and passive-aggressive behavior to inflict as many psychological wounds on her as I was feeling myself so that I could understand these hilarious jokes! People who think this movie looks relatable and find the humor to be a comic reflection of their own lives are so lucky!
Help! I am trapped on OPPOSITE ISLAND!
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Isn’t this exactly what you went through 25 years ago during your third divorce, right after you had the peptic ulcer surgery Gabe? Stop lying to yourself and get back on the alzheimer’s meds
ok… i can’t login and comment AGAIN – but anywho…
this is basically every shakespearean comedy. OMGEVERYTHINGISCRAZY! let’s go out into wilderness and figure everything out. PASTORALANDSHIT! and then mother nature’s glory will restore order and innocence to our corrupted values!
HUGZANDSHIT!
aww, I wish I was back in college so I could write a paper about it.
I work with weddings. I know, “WHY?” but the money thing, and eating/survival, it all evens out. So I’m taking pictures of the groomsmen all getting ready and laughing and telling stories. And the best man tells everyone about the married “broad” that he “slammed” the night of the rehearsal dinner. The groom says “Man, that’s a huge step in life!” I should get that couple advanced tickets to this.
if they wanted screen saver-esque landscapes without having to talk about feelings (BOO), why didn’t they just go to sandals or the John Mayer Mayercraft Cruise Carrier instead?
Kristen Davis is one cougar that I’d let maul me.
Me too, if I was suicidal…
I hear they all go to Twilight Summer School in the sequel.
is it me or is Jason Bateman the go to guy for movies with big, impressive, ensemble casts that look terrible.
also speaking of Bateman, did anybody know about this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC4RToo6XeI
Dear Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn,
It is no longer 1996, when Swingers came out.
Sincerely,
Everybody
God this just screams of lazy Hollywood. “Let’s figure out some bullshit story so we can spend a month in Bora Bora.” Fuck this movie.
This appears to be the same movie as Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married. Except trashier, and with white people.
It looks like they could all use some Stella Doro Breakfast Treats.
Couples therapy? Bullshit! I can’t spend time working on my marriage, not when there’s still so many dick jokes to tell!
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!! i thought it had potential with the cast and not knowing really what it was about. but it was SOOOOOOOOO terrible. just bad joke after bad joke. and stupid sappy after school special moments that seemed so out of place. the entire time i was praying it would end.
Why is Kristin Bell always in movies by/at the beach? So se can wear a bikini? Is that her talent (although I admit Forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of my favorite movies, but not because of her)?
Directed by Peter Billingsley. Yep.
Dear Hollywood,
Ken Jeong is not the only funny Asian man alive.
Thank you.
If not Ken, then we’re stuck with Bobby Lee…and nobody wants that.
or john cho though! he is in things, and we want more of him.
seriously though, is ken jeong just in EVERY movie now?
let’s all do yoga, swim with sharks, and comically rehabilitate our loveless marriages ya’ll! 2009!
How does Jon Favreau find time inbetween making two Iron Man films to also be in every Vince Vaughn movie?
You know who would think this movie is soooo funny because it’s sooooo like TRUE?: Jon and Kate. w00t!
Yeah, being married to a woman who looks like Kristin Davis would seriously deflate my sex drive.
Yeah, being married to a woman who looks like Kristin Davis would seriously deflate my sex drive.
Am I really supposed to believe that those men do not want to have sex with those incredibly attractive women? I’ll pick up for Lindsay and say I wish this movie had some Paul Rudd.
This is what happens when you let RALPHIE from “A Christmas Story” direct a movie.
Hey, it has Peter Serafinowicz in it. I somehow hope that makes it not shit.
YES! carlos ponce! what! no one cares.