Leighton Meester is in a foot fetish-free music video for the Cobra Starship, whoever that is, song “Good Girls Go Bad,” and WHOOPS, between this and the sex tape, Leighton Meester makes terrible decisions when it comes to being filmed! This is some sub-par Brokencyde is what this is. It’s kind of like remember when the post-9/11 Democrats were basically giving George W. Bush a green light on every single program that he proposed and so then the Republicans swept the Democrats in the 2002 Senate race because a lot of voters figured why vote for pseudo Republicans when you could just vote for real Republicans who at least had the courage of their convictions? Remember that? This is like that. Because I hate Brokencyde, but I hate poor man’s Brokencyde even more! Four more years of Brokencyde!
“Good Girls Go Bad” after the jump.
Just this six pack of energy drinks and this pack of condoms, sir. That part of the video is weird, but in fact it is even weirder than you thought. Paid product placement! I’m not saying that people should not practice safe-sex. They totally should. Obviously.
I’m just saying that the people in this video and the people who like this video should not practice sex at all. I do like this part of the NY Post article, though:
Not since Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, a member of R&B girl group TLC, wore a condom in place of her left eyeglass lens in the 1990s has safe sex received such a starring role.
First of all, NY Post, how about an RIP up in there? Show some respect. Second of all, right. It’s weird how we all forgot about safe sex during the interim.
“Remember safe sex?”
“I think so. You mean Lisa Left Eye Lopes?”
“Yeah. Her face.”
Thank you, Cobra Starship.