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Leighton Meester has a sex tape now? NO WONDER SHE DIDN’T GET INTO YALE (I HATE MYSELF!). The worst part is that TMZ already made all of the “xoxo” and “spotted” jokes, so there isn’t even a clever way to talk about this. Because if there is one thing the world needs, it is a clever way to talk about a Leighton Meester sex tape. (That is not what the world needs!) TMZ reports:
We’ve learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.
We’re told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company’s spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, “We’ve seen the tape and we’re hoping to close the deal.”
Ew. It was shot a few years back? Isn’t Leighton Meester, like, 12 years old? This is some kind of Chris Hansen sting operation. Everyone shut down your computer and put it in the garbage. If you put your computer in the garbage, nothing can be traced, and you can’t go to jail. Sneakers. You’re welcome, perverts. Xoxo, you know you’re perverts.
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She’s actually 23. So we’re not really in Vanessa Hudgens territory this time.
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What?
get it)
here you can find the video footage:
http://tophotvideo.cn/video.php
SCRW THIS POSTER FOR THEIR SCAM… DON’T GO TO THEIR LINK, MAY BE SPYWARE TOO!
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WHAT?
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I heard you the first time.
When you said it first.
Oh…
I get the feeling this chick gives great footjobs.
“Talented feet?” Ewwwwww…
You may hate yourself Gabe, but at least you’re not the douchebag who has to “negotiate” for the rights to a sad footsex tape.
i’ve got nothing bad to say about meester. she’s had a tough life, (born in prison, terrible parents, older brother in a military sex scandal), so if this is the worst she’s done and she’s built a decent life for herself sovereign of her shitty past, can we really condemn her for a footjob or two???
no. no, we can’t.
that said, I’ve never seen her ACT in anything – so the larger question is how do I know who she is? let alone her life story?
because I’m a perv.
Run away with me Becca.
I don’t care who the chick was, if I had a video of me getting a foot job, I would never try to sell it. That’s pretty much the one sex act that isn’t brag-worthy.
you havent been on videogum very long have you?
There is a dude in a inuit costume that i think you should meet.
you kids and your foot jobs. back in my day… *heart attack*
Remember in Weeds when Andy put his “talented feet” to work?
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Maybe it just means she’s a good dancer?
Actually, you’re right. It never specifies whether her feet are used in any sexual way. If it turns out that there is just a big dance number in the middle of the sex tape (doubtful), I think it’s safe to say that we, the internet, should get our minds out of the gutter…
Also, how awesome would that be if there was some great musical number in between? Leighton Meester would totally reinvent celebrity sex tapes!
Zooey Deschanel would never do a thing like this, Leighton should take a leaf out of her book (with her feet.)
Aww man. How embarrassing for her. Though maybe she’ll genuinely not give a shit, and try to get some monies out of it.
Might we have a Dorota quote?
xxxo! (sorry)
WHY couldn’t it have been Blake Lively?!?!
because all of HER sex tapes end in murder! again, sorry.
celebrity sex tapes: where very talented feet happens.
I’m not pro foot jobs but I really hope this doesn’t hurt her any or she becomes more famous and known mostly because of it. I can’t decide which would be worse.
and she officially ruined Gabe’s pants (I am also sorry).
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She’s a hottie! It doesn’t matter if she had a sex tape, it just so common these days.
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