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Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat (Maeby), and Har Mar Superstar made this video where they sing off-key to Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’,” and everybody’s FREAKING OUT because it’s so bad, but don’t you guys see: it’s SUPPOSED to be bad. Any old shy person can do a lip dub, but to actually try to sing this apparently difficult song is to not only brave, but it’s supposed to jerk us out of our comfortable Ikea existences with its inherent tension and excruciating pain. This video is like Fight Club for our ears:

(Via Vulture.) Now’s the time to inappropriately mention that one of my friends made out with Har Mar Superstar in 2002 and still totally blames it on 9/11. TRUE STORY.

Comments (55)
  1. Was Gabe the friend?

    I like this MUCH better than those stupid Miranda Sings videos. People feel the need to constantly send them to me, and they’re not funny. This is actually good.

  2. Is it only me that finds this particular confluence of people particularly unsettling?

  3. Alia disappeared half way through that. i need more Alia.

  4. Their teeth…too nice to be in a video like this. It looks all wrong.

  5. I get it now! I don’t have to waste my life being owned by my possessions! I too can take the midnight train anywhere!

  6. Alia LOVE. That is all.

  7. george michael prob bought this for maeby’s (wedding) ringtone

  8. caractacus  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

    Ellen Page can do way more press-ups than me.

  9. I love this video. My opinion is totally skewed though because I love anything related to Ellen Page (even X-Men 3).

    • I feel like I’m the only person who liked X-Men 3. It was an adequate conclusion to a trilogy–the fact that Gene Grey and Logan’s powers ended up being antitheses to each other was a great way to end their whole unrequited mutant love triangle thing. And all the comic book nerds were like “Boo! That’s not what the Phoenix Saga is supposed to be like!” and all the normal people were like “Boo! I’m not nerdy enough for this!” It was a competent ending!

  10. Secret Glee fans?

  11. I frowned the whole time. That being said, I did watch the whole thing. Fuck my life.

  12. Maeby is gorgeous.

  13. it would explain a lot if it was revealed that ellen page took this angle to all of her work.

    “no, juno is a pile of crap, i know! THAT’S THE JOKE!”

  14. I was always kind of sad that I never saw Alia Shawkat in anything outside of Arrested Development, but then this video reminded me that she apparently played The Oracle in The Matrix. (More like The Matryikes)

    • she’s the baby with broken arms in Three Kings. I dunno, it was on AMC like, twelve times last week, maybe you saw her then?

  15. My brain! Stupid hipster comedians think they’re too cool to use a tripod!

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  16. Is it just me or does it look like Alia has been crying?

  17. That was pretty funny. But that video led me to the website ellenpage.org and I am disturbed.

  18. WHOA MY IRONICOMETER IS OFF THE CHARTS!

  19. This video would be cooler if it starred Ellen Feiss instead.

  20. Har Mar Superstar is trying to steal The Critic from John Lovitz.

  21. This gets and EFFORT for effort.

  22. How could anybody not know that this is a joke? She has her “acting!” face on.

  23. CORRECTION  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

    They’re not singing off-key. They are off-beat and often off-pitch, but it’s in the right key.

  24. I meh this song, in an ironic way, in an unironic way, in every way possible. I can’t even bring myself to hate it.

    Can we get some Afternoon Delight instead?

  25. BeetleBum  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

    Alia & Har Mar also teamed up for this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB4IFA3ynkU

  26. tommy wiseau  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

    I agree with Lindsay. Bad on Purpose isn’t ironic. I’m not actually sure what irony is, but it has something to do with making sarcastic comments (AKA snarks!), and/or something bad happening when you feel something good happening would be so much more appropriate (i.e. precipitation during nuptials, see A. Morissette.) If you make something you meant to be good, and it turns out to be really, really bad, and people like it BECAUSE it’s bad, well I don’t know if it’s irony, but it gets me paid and laid, ya know what I mean? Thanks, Lindsay, you were incredible.

    • key board cat  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

      No, Tommy, irpny is like when you’re a kid and your grandma shows you pictures of kitties sitting on toilets, or cats dressed up in “cute’ hats or outfitis, saying how “cunnin’” thery are — she’s vaguely southern and always droppin’ her g’s, and you think, “Wow. even if I do get old I’ll never be so braindead I think pictures of cats doing human things are in ANY way funny or charming, and then you grow up and they invent the internet and you spend all your time watching keyboard cat and LOLcats and wait a minute that’s not the same thing because I’m not even old, and they ARE cute and charming and Funny, and so what I’m not doing anything with my life and I don’t have a real relationship, and I KNOW he’s just using me for sex, mom, and I live in a cultural mecca but only ever go to movies they show in cineplexes in any old suburbia and watch garbage tv and youtube but that just show’s how smart and funny and in touch with current events and trends I am right? right? shit. assholes!

    • Johnny Claudette  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

      I don’t believe you’re the same tommy wiseau who made The Room. The real tommy wiseau couldn’t be so self aware.

  27. Martin  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

    Yeah, but even if it’s supposed to bad, it’s supposed to entertaining and clearly a lot of people don’t “Get It” because it’s not funny. It’s just terrible.

  28. BobVance  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

    Wow, when Ellen Page is being intentionally bad she’s actually kind of charming. But when she’s trying to be good, she’s really irritating and I want to punch her in the nose.

    Ellen Page is a Zen koan.

  29. lol at sexy pushupers and people hiding behind other people

  30. I won’t stop believing that Har Mar Superstar was the best concert I’ve ever been to. Arrested for public lewdness! He’s the shit!

  31. “That’s what she said” : jokes :: “Don’t Stop Believin” : music

  32. tomy  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

    Here’s another video of Har Mar & Alia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB4IFA3ynkU

  33. i like that ellen page has the same shitty taste in living room decor that everyone has when they’re 20.

  34. Uncle Jesse Barfield  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

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  35. Marry me!

    (seriously, Alia. Marry me.)

  36. I like the Alia love. She’s such a cutie.
    And I even like Ellen too.

  37. Leela  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

    I guess I get that the video is supposed to be terrible, but off tempo? No, that’s not intentional. That’s just lame.

  38. Leela  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2009

    I guess I get that the video is supposed to be terrible, but off tempo? No, that’s not intentional. That’s just lame.

  39. i love all the parts with maebe and hate all the parts with juno and am indifferent to all the parts with the dude,

    i don’t have any preconceived notions or biases about these people though

  40. nick  |   Posted on Jun 22nd, 2009

    i feel like i missed something…

  41. nogood  |   Posted on Jun 25th, 2009

    i banged ellen page and totally blame it on her being wasted and thinking i was in Man Man

  42. RoadWarrior  |   Posted on Jun 28th, 2009

    The video was hilarious. Both Ellen and Alia sing better than that….so obviously this was intended to be bad. I bet there is some inside joke between Ellen and her Mom that they share that no one here will figure out

    Ellen Page rocks, and Alia rocks, too. Can’t understand the hate for Ellen on here…I guess the Hannah Montana/High School Musical crowd isnt gonna like her….the “All Cheese and no Macaroni” crowd” Can’t wait for their movie (Whip It) to come out later in the fall

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