Gabe And Max are back with their sixth Guide To Man Style for Details Magazine, and it’s their deepest (and actually sort of dark!) one yet. It’s also my favorite. We’re learning so much about our hapless characters, like how much Gabe hates women, and how much Max values Gabe’s best friendship. Just one warning, though: you might want to eat breakfast and not be hungover before the calamari bloomin’ onions scene.

I wish they would actually make a Tropic Thunder-style fake movie trailer about “quilts and tampons,” starring Kate Winslet and Susan Sarandon.

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  1. I wish Gabe could stay there forever too!

    • georgia  |   Posted on Jun 17th, 2009

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  2. At this point I can’t imagine Gabe writing blog posts wearing anything other than a mesh t-shirt. And it’s comforting.

  3. This is my favorite yet

  4. Someone has obviously never had a Bloomin’ Onion from Outback Steakhouse.

  5. come on.
    everybody knows it isn’t really guy’s night out without truth or dare. or a sweaty round of twister. whichever is the manliest.

  6. Gabe, your sox are so dirty!

  7. My main takeaway from this is wondering whether Gabe is the sort of person to actually have a creepy goatee, or if he just grew one for this webisode.

  8. Brody Jenner has nothing on your bromance.

  9. Every time I get settled in the notion that Gabe is most likely heterosexual, you guys have to go and post another Gabe and Max video. I can’t tell where the meta jokes start and the normal jokes end. It’s as hard to decipher as a body hair pattern under a white mesh shirt.

  10. hey dont worry, they made that movie 15 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi9f0l02Ls8

  11. this video solved a question that’s been plaguing me for ages: what’s the movie where the guy forgets how to talk and loves crackers, but then he eats something hot and starts talking all of a sudden???

    Fuckin’ Regarding Henry!!!!

  12. Jim Rome called. He wants his goatee back.

  13. My last guys’ night out involved donuts, slushies, Gears of War and Step Brothers.

    I guess I did it wrong.

  14. Moral Quandary  |   Posted on Jun 16th, 2009

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  15. marian  |   Posted on Jun 16th, 2009

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  16. Guys night out drinking game: Watch the video again and take a shot every time Gabe makes his creepy come hither face. You’ll be drunk by the :47 mark

  17. Okay, okay, this more than makes up for all the campaigning you’ve been doing to turn Dumbelina off of sex.

    • I was wondering about dessert as well. What follows blooming onion? Maybe fried pie.

      (as a sidenote, the blooming onion squiching noises were nice. They were an enjoyable counterpoint to the squiching noises for the hair oil in the opening sequence.)

  18. Yeah, that’s all fine and good, but what did they have for dessert?

  19. Michele  |   Posted on Jun 16th, 2009

    Max could mash his blooming onion into my dippin’ sauce aaaanytime.

    Or put his secret sauce on my blooming onion?

  20. 2:14. If I were smart enough to know how to make that a “jpeg” I would consider making it my new default picture.

  21. this was really hard to watch because of homosex.

  22. Girl’s Night Out: Crafts!!!
    quilted tampon holder

  23. In some situations I would agree with you; but it comes down to whether the joke is making fun of the viewpoint you suggest or indulging in it. My opinion, as someone who is usually offended by jokes about violence against women, is that Gabe’s jokes were total LOLZ every time; in fact, they were the best part. Correct me if I’m wrong, but he seemed to be making fun of the brotastic segregation of genders and how it’s laden with misogyny, as opposed to indulging in it.

    After all, he IS Professor Gender Equality with a PhD in Joke Making. He knows what he’s doing.

  24. Pietro Nuzzi  |   Posted on Jun 16th, 2009

    Max, gaze into your future:


    Gabe, gaze into your past:

  25. you are so right.. women ARE the worst..

  26. Carms  |   Posted on Jun 17th, 2009

    Gabe, your white socks are dirty.
    ;)

  27. Awwwwh! Faggy! MMMMwwwwah! I’m so fuzzy inside.

  28. Dear Caroline: This wasn’t funny 9 comments ago, when your name was Marian.

    Also – if ‘Marian’ and ‘Caroline’ are your go-to alter-egos, you should probably hire someone to name your children.

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