An organization called Somebodysdaughter.org, in the attempt to attack pornography from the demand side, made this handy song and music video to help men remember that the exotic dancers, pinups, playmates, and internet porn ladies they can’t seem to resist otherwise are “Somebody’s daughter, somebody’s child, somebody’s pride and joy. Heaven’s own precious child, a person full of worth and dignity.” Apparently this knowledge takes all the fun out of porn. It’s creepy because there sure are a lot of little girls in it, and because it’s a song that actually exists. (Like, does anyone listen to this in their car? “Let’s rock out to ‘Somebody’s Daughter’!”)
Somebody’s daughter had kind of shitty parents, huh?