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Haha. Look at him! Total M&M head. Legend tells that if you stare into a mirror and say “Candyman” three times Michael Bay will appear and give you a delicious treat (his face?).
WHAT IS THIS AD? This ad makes me feel insane. When I look at this ad I feel like Ashton Kutcher in the Butterfly Effect. I feel like somehow the world has changed and become unrecognizable and if I could just go back in time and do things over, I could fix it. Maybe if I had only strangled myself with my umbilical cord in my mother’s womb none of this would have ever happened.
What is this ad trying to say? That when you see Transformers 2: The Edge of Reason it will seem like the movie was directed by candy? That candy needs to shave? That candy needs a megaphone? That candy is FUCKING TERRIFYING? Michael Bay probably masturbates to this poster. Gross, sorry. But he probably does. Constantly. He just takes off his pants, puts on his coat, and yells ACTION! (Seriously, why can’t I stop talking about this?) Michael Bay melts in your mouth? ENOUGH!
TAKE OFF THAT RIDICULOUS HAT, YOU STUPID CANDY!
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Geez, spoiler alert. Some of us haven’t seen Butterfly Effect yet.
Also, I need that coat.
And maybe now, you never will.
I think you owe Gabe a thank you.
i thought that was a Girl M&M! way to choose your color, douche-Bay. (and this has to be some kind of web promo put-your-face-on-a-M&M thing, right? the quality’s crappy enough for it.)
and i second the FACT that he probably does masturbate to this poster.
What kind of director wears merchandise for the movie he’s directing WHILE HE’S ON THE SET, CURRENTLY DIRECTING IT?
good call.
directing doesn’t seem to be a priority for Michael Bay.
it comes after bad (animation) photoshop, shoddy product placement decisions, and flirting with the on-set candy photographer.
I don’t know, Bay is doing a tremendous job as a promoter — for Pixar’s Up. He makes me want to spend money to see a good movie again over Transformers. So job well done, Mr. Bay!
really of all the bad that is michael bay, the transformers franchise, and this ad, you pick that out? good call
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So, is this going to be, like, a thing now?
I feel bad about subjecting everyone to this every time i comment.
Go pick on wubdub.
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Michael Bay is the dude who wears a t-shirt of the band he’s seeing to the concert x 1,000,000 + explosions
Relax, technomichaelbay’sshirtisn’ttheproblemhere.
More importantly, strawberry peanutbutter m&ms? That’s fucking gross.
damn you, kelly!
“It’s like a PB&J sandwich took a shit in my mouth, and everyone’s invited!”
I tried them the other day. They were potentially the worst tasting candy ever.
What’s all this nonsense at the top of the page!? “Strawberried peanut butter. More fun than meets the eye.”? I suppose that’s good, M&Ms, thanks, because that sounds like the least fun anyone’s ever had. Michael Bay WOULD be promoting the most horrendous m&m.
When I think Transformers, I naturally think “launch for new M&Ms flavor”. What?
M&M’s are supposed to melt in your mouth, not take a shit in your movie theater!
An exploding shit, at that.
Also, strawberry is a verb now? I hope Michael Bay gets strawberried on a dark L.A. backlot. I know I would strawberry the fuck out of him if I could.
Would anyone be upset if fake Twitter Michael Bay and real Michael Bay switched places?
http://twitter.com/michael_bay
I guess the answer is that everyone would be ok if real Michael Bay were just gone, no replacement required. It’s a shame – I always figured that Emperor of Explosions and Dean of Douchebaggery were mutually exclusive titles.
All of this is making me laugh uncontrollably, I just strawberried myself. Wait…uh…I’m broken now.
McG wants to remind all of you that his M&M’s are way bigger.
Just kidding. He’s irish, so his M&Ms are actually pretty small. He was just being ironic!
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I wonder if they had arguments with the designer of this poster.
Candy Dept: You know people eat M&Ms, right? I don’t think we need the 5 o’clock shadow. It’s a bit of a turn off.
Designer: IT NEEDS TO BE AUTHENTIC TO MICHAEL BAY. LOOK, JUST BE GLAD HE DOESN’T HAVE A PENIS.
I find the “sexy” green lady M&M way weirder.
I’m with you. ‘Cause eyelashes and go-go boots on a piece of candy? AS IF.
my mum would like to say ‘dude peanut needs a haircut’
You guys are fags.
Oh, go make some Skittles explode.
He’s made of candy AND directing actual transformers on set?!
I believe that signature was photocopied from his Trapper Keeper
ugh. those sneakers.
You should become Carles, Gabe. You are a better Carles than Carles.