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Posted on Jun 8th, 2009 by Lindsay
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Unless you’re just signing on to the internet and Videogum is your home page, you’ve already seen the video of Bret Michaels getting clotheslined by a descending piece of the Tony Awards set last night. And if you’re like me, you’ve pressed play several times in order to truly understand and empathize with (Heh. He’s fine, we can laugh) Mr. Michaels’s embarrassing public injury. But now thanks to Bex Schwartz, we can eliminate the carpal tunnel risk of this dangerous video, because she’s gone and looped and slo-moed it to its ultimate most satisfying degree. (Seriously, it’s just Bret hitting his head a lot. And it’s great.)
“Unskinny bopped on the head.” Bex knows what we want.
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Booyah! And Luke Skywalker bags himself another Rancor!
hahaha SMUSH
This might be one of the best keyboard cat videos yet, along with Cops vs. Knives vs. Keyboard Cat, and of course the one posted here a few weeks ago.
I know you were probably exaggerating about the “waiting for this all day” thing but, for me, that is literally true. I can now go on with my life.
what’s amazing is that this is almost the exact same thing they have posted over at CNN.com. No commentary after, no introduction, just a looped clip of him getting nailed. Clearly people are pretty excited about this douche finally getting what’s coming to him
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/06/08/bret.michaels.floored.tonys.cbs
“Getting banged at The Tonys totally turns me on.” — Bret Michaels
Fake. Bret Michaels died 10 years ago.
damn! he really did try to get that left foot up on stage before GETTING CRUSHED IN THE HEAD, didn’t he? good for him, i say.
hahahahaahahhaa. That was just like that old Nintendo game Gyromite where one player controls the old white haired dude and the other players control the doors. “ok man, i’m gonna go through, dont fuck around okay?” “ok man! just go through already!” SQWASH!
Peopleintrees! That is EXACTLY what I was thinking! I was actually going to try to cut that together — Bret getting squished and the Gyromite dinosaur thing getting squished, but then it was taking too long and I had to do other things. But everytime I see Bret hit his head, I hear the Gyromite dinosaur-thing getting squished by the column-things that the robot was supposed to control, if you had the R.O.B., but it never really worked and the other player always had to do it.
No update? He broke his nose. Its still funny, but I kindof feel like I would knowing that a kid from America’s Funniest Videos who jumped from a roof onto a trampoline then missed the pool ended up in traction: just slightly sorry for a guy with absolutely no dignity.