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Just in time for the long weekend, Maru the “Box Cat” is back, this time with what appears to be a toy actually made for cats (maybe? I can’t tell): a special little tunnel:
When you strip away the boxes and tunnels, it’s really Box Cat’s little flat curious face that has made him an international star. And not to, like, review a cat video, but this one didn’t have the same thrill of victory of the previous videos, because Maru never did actually get through the tunnel. The part at the end with his face sticking out of the hole is classic, though, so I give this one a B. (- Lindsay Robertson, Senior Cat Video Critic.)
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Oh c’mon, Lindsay! Some of that shit was bruising. A+ for effort, A- for execution.
Letter grades just objectify the inherently subjective nature of cat videos.
Plus Maru slamming in the notch in the floor at :38? B+ at least.
Plus that cat totally slam
Let me know as soon as the Junior Cat Video Critic position opens up.
The best part was when it SPOILER: slammed into the camera.
He winked at me! he winked at me!
Right at :29 when he wiggles his but in anticipation I laughed so hard I cried. Maru=the king of all Cats.
GODDAMMIT. That cat is so awesome. My cat is fucking cute, but she doesn’t slide around the house like I want her to.