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It sucks that you and your boyfriend have a long-distance relationship and he has to try to keep you aware of his coolness by dressing up in his Nosferatu costume (to remind you of the awesome costumed sex you have) and putting up posters representing the full range of his personality just for the occasion. And the webby for webcam dancing set design goes to…your boyfriend!:

I get Criss Angel: Mindfreak, The Crow, and I guess the upside down American flag, but what is the significance of the Brad Pitt January ‘09 Rolling Stone cover? (I looked it up.) Your boyfriend’s personality is so layered! (Via Urlesque.)

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  1. So this is basically the best thing ever.

  2. Good to see Christopher Mintz-Plasse branching out.

  3. Obviously this is the greatest video of all time, but is this him without makeup?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU5E442OLHE&feature=channel_page

    Because if so he is sort of cute, and I am very confused and dirty feeling.

  4. dinkydonuts  |   Posted on May 20th, 2009

    :) )))))) to the three-second prance he does back to the camera at the end.

    so. many. :) ))))))’s.

  5. 0:34 – Nosferatu Hands! (singular)

    to paraphrase Gabe…”when it comes to understanding the cultural and technological possibilities of the internet, the kid just GETS it.”

  6. If I died and went to hell this is what it would be like. Lady Gaga on repeat for eternity watching this dude dance.

  7. Cause if anyone has the best poker face, it’s Nosferatu. Pure awesome.

  8. Well, this guy is just a pain in the neck.

  9. I just watched a few of Nosferatu’s videos and I’m really worried about Klaus. I mean, do you think he’ll be okay?

  10. Since when is Nosferatu retarded?

    Also, that cannot be the same guy. Maybe some weirdo creep posted those when the hot guy was away visiting his mom.

  11. we had to have a talk when he sent me his buffalo bill dance video.

  12. Woah, yeah, they have the same chin. Nosferatu might be his weird little brother or something.

  13. As I was once told by a guy in St. Louis who produced custom latex clothes for people who attend “latex parties” (including, but not limited to, a Batman costume for a 6′4″ man with double D breasts):
    “You’d be surprised how many people are into it!”
    I wish I just made that up.

  14. Juuuuuuuuuuuust  |   Posted on May 20th, 2009

    OMG sorry, but this is really your nosferatu boyfriend.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uAk1kMtroY

  15. His costume is grossly innaccurate.
    i believe in the original film, nosferatu wore a shirtless david blaine t-shirt.

  16. I really don’t know what’s worse:
    the Chris Angel poster
    or
    The Chris Angel t-shirt

  17. Fangz  |   Posted on May 20th, 2009

    Ho-lee crap. So this is Brendan Donnelly who happens to be an artist / t-shirt designer and yes; he has a pretty twisted blog of his own: http://thebrendandonnelly.blogspot.com/

  18. JBizarre  |   Posted on May 20th, 2009

    That’s Lady Gaga without a wig

  19. 0:17-0:20: That’s totally the dance from The Aristocats (later seen in Pulp Fiction). It just feels right, somehow.

  20. Ugh, I have watched this about a hundred times and find it endlessly entertaining.

  21. This guy’s operating at a level of irony we cannot yet comprehend.

  22. Tavi  |   Posted on May 21st, 2009

    I think this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in I think my whole entire life.

  23. this IS my boyfriend and I choreographed this dance. :(

  24. holy fucking hot. gimme

  25. I showed this to my wife in excitement and she looked at it blankly and did not enjoy it at all.

    Well; guess it is time for a divorce then *sigh*.

  26. The new Twilight movie looks awesome!

  27. I can’t tell if he’s 16 or 47 years old. That delicious makeup is confusing.

  28. This reminded me of Ciccone Youth’s video for Macbeth and then I found why:

    at 1:12
    http://www.contactmusic.com/videos.nsf/stream/ciccone-youth-macbeth

  29. This has cured me of my Nosferatuphobia. Now whenever I see the movie, I’ll just hear Lady GaGa’s Poker Face in the background.

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