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Apparently, this little boy has been taking off his shirt and pounding his Bruins-painted chest for the camera at Bruins games at least since last October, but his greatest performance came this week:
According to the incredibly accurate primary source that is YouTube comments, his name is Mikey and he does this at every Bruins game. Let’s make him internet famous! (Thanks for the tip, Alex!)
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This little shit looks like the kid from O Brother, Where Art Thou?
R-U-N-N-O-F-T
I’m definitely seeing some early signs of total douche.
You must have a very weak douche-radar. If he was 35 and painting his body for a Bruins game, then that would be a different story.
He could possibly be a future Ed Hardy wine drinker.
He likes hockey, but he loves drumming.
he’s sportscenter famous. that beats out internet famous. or any other kind of famous.
He has a great career in masturbation ahead of him.
the kid broke the camera with his awesome, that’s why there’s 11 seconds of darkness at the end.
I’d rather make the drunk guy with a mustache doing the gold miner dance internet famous.
WAIT A MINUTE IS THAT THE GUY FROM MYTHBUSTERS
What isn’t cute or funny is that his dad mixes PCP into the chest paint.
Having actually been to a Bruins game this year I can confirm that Bruins Kid does NOT go to every game (or at least he wasn’t at the one I was at (which would prove he doesn’t go to every game (oh god i’m using too many of these))))
The first guy does, however, and he’s infinitely more awesome IMHO.
Damn, and all we got is octopus on the ice.
Is Chippendiddys hiring?
(That reminds me, I need to remind a few people that exists/ed just to see them wince in disgust!)
There used to be a muscle kid at Florida Marlins games that was on ESPN all the time. Probably late 90s. This kid may have a lawsuit on his hands.