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The funniest thing about this “princess party” instructional video is the narrator-guy’s laugh. Also, Gwendolyn the fairy seems kind of tipsy, and when she opens the door of wishes and dreams, what appears doesn’t not look like a vagina:
Gwendolyn sounds exactly like Samantha from Sex And The City. (Via Everything Is Terrible, who did a great job with the narrator’s laugh.)
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so…decorating a princess party is not unlike decorating the Showcase Showdown for The Price is Right.
this is my nightmare. that was some coraline-level alternate creepiverse. wheres the magic elevator that takes me to the twin towers, because i am done with this reality.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. Yes it will, Peepers, won’t it? It will get the hose!
A posting of this on Craigslist could drum up some serious business.
But the “erotic services” section is going away.
The poor editing and the narrator’s creepy laughing kinda make this feel like a Tommy Wiseau producton.
I was thinking the crazy fairy and the interior decoration was like Jacques Demy’s Peau D’Ane gone horribly wrong.
Peau D’Ane was Peau D’Ane gone terribly wrong.
HAHAHA yes, this is true. but it had catherine deneuve, and i love me some catherine deneuve.
does the narrator kinda sound like the adult ralphie narrator from a christmas story? if so, how the mighty have fallen
yeah, i’ll bet you and “peeper” love to go to princess parties, you drunk, pervy witch.
but, honestly, i paused this at least 10 times to jot down ideas. and call my mom to thank her for never throwing me a princess party.
The creepiest laugh from the narrator comes after the suggestion to remove valuables and breakables from the party room. He laughs, and then laughs again…it’s like he knows something we don’t.
“If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves.”
You’d better take all that expensive stuff out of there, or I’m gonna steal it and break what I can’t steal. Hahaha.