Spencer Pratt is a
goat genius, so he knows all about the importance of viral marketing, which is why he is getting the word out there about Heidi Montag Pratt’s “music” with an offer that we almost cannot refuse (The Godfather reference in a blog post about Spencer Pratt. Congratulations, The Godfather). From PopCrunch:
Spencer Pratt really wants people to download his wife’s music. That’s why the preppy star of The Hills is offering to have 100 pizzas delivered for every person who purchases 100 downloads of any of Heidi Montag song…
On Wednesday, the reality star released his phone number on his Twitter account, which went to a pre-recorded message saying, “If you buy 100 [downloads of Heidi's music], then I will deliver 100 pizzas to your house – hand delivered! Heidi will come. We’ll watch a DVD!”
Wait, seriously? That’s basically $100, isn’t it? It costs $100 to have 100 pizzas delivered to your house by Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? That is actually cheaper than just ordering 100 pizzas and having them delivered by a civilian creep. I mean, I know that having to look into the eyes of a goatman leaves you forever changed, but we’d basically be MAKING MONEY on this. PIZZA PARTYYYYY.
No? Too gross and sad? He is a monster in human flesh? There’s no such thing as free pizza if that pizza comes topped with psychological abuse and self-delusion? Yeah, you’re probably right. Nevermind.