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Lindsay Lohan was booked by the Santa Monica police this morning following her appearance in court yesterday where she plead no contest to some stuff who cares it is the true HEIGHT of not our business. And TMZ got their hands on her new mugshot. Congratulations to TMZ and to all of us. Incredible news. Important use of time and energy. Human beings doing what they do best: being thoughtful, patient, forgiving, and kind to one another! (That’s the TMZ tag line, I’m sure.) Here was my favorite (not favorite) part of their post: “By our count this is mug shot #6, that we’ve seen. Another was taken in NYC last year, but since NYPD doesn’t release mug shots … we got robbed.” YEAH! THEY GOT ROBBED! Give us what we DESERVE, New York Police Department!FUCK DA POLICE! Holy moly. Like, it is one thing entirely to get seduced by the gross and sticky business of modern celebrity culture in America. We all do it to some extent or another, and if we don’t do it, that’s not any better. People who claim to not have ANY idea about celebrity culture are just as bad as people who say “Actually, I don’t own a TV,” and as we all know those people are the worst. But to claim that somehow YOU are the victim because somewhere in the world a sad woman’s mug shot has not been released to a vulture media with a blood-smeared beak is INSANE and BUMS ME OUT. But hey! TMZ is a popular website read by millions of people with its own daily Television show and bus tour so what the fuck do I know? Probably nothing, as usual. But, so, now I leave it up to you. You can talk about Lindsay Lohan’s new mug shot and how it compares to her five other mug shots, or you can post pictures of puppies swimming. I have my own feelings on what I think would be the proper course of action, but those feelings will continue to be bottled up inside of me. You do what you want, man. Life is for the living.
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How did he* jump in without getting his head wet??
*dogs are always boys, obvs
Duh, he/she slowly lowered him or herself into the pool, Bo Derek Chow Chow style.
Another possible option: Gifs of cats trying to see what is in the bathtub only to be HORRIBLY UPSET!
CAT:ME
TUB:WALKING DEAD
Hahaha! There’s barely any water in there, cat! You crazy!
You Spin Me Round happens to be on Pandora right now…and it is the most amazing musical accompaniment to this gif! Oh kitten!
Guys, the life jacket says “Outward Hound“!!!! GET IT!??!!???
My dog may or may not have an Outward Hound hiking rucksack.
I used to walk dogs and every year we had a doggie swim in May and WHY DID I EVER LEAVE THAT JOB?
I used to also and I ask myself all the time why I left and then I remembered they paid like 8 dollars an hour.
Counterpoint:
am i doing this right?
The time for waffling is over, lawblog. You have to pick a side.
(PS, The sight of her ribs there makes me really sad).
That makes me sad, also, but you know what makes me even more sad?
I wish I could go back in time and rescue this poor baby.
Am I doing it right?
I don’t own a TV because I prefer to be outdoors and I watch my very few shows on my laptop
Also:
Actually, Lindsay Lohan’s mugshot is the VERY DEFINITION of my business because I am a door-to-door MUGSHOT SALESMAN.
I can’t. Stop. Watching it.
The Faces of Collagen campaign is really gut-wrenching. I hope it makes a difference.
Uhhhhhhhh. If someone tells me they have no knowledge of celebrity culture, my response is: good job ignoring all the bullshit. Since when is celebrity culture something we are required to know something about? It’s not politics or current world events or something. If I didn’t know what Kim Kardashian’s vagina smells like or whether or not Bradley Cooper is losing his hair, it would not make any difference in my life. None of that information has any inherent value or effect on our lives, and the same could be said of ANY celeb gossip. If you don’t pay attention to celebrity culture at all, I say more power to you.
But that requires a near-total lack of awareness. Unless you’re a total shut-in, you’re going to see headlines when you’re checking out at a grocery store. And unless you avoid the internet altogether, you’re going to see the same shit any time you want to do just about anything.
Right, but what Gabe seemed to be saying that I disagreed with was that one must pay attention to it, as if there is some value to it and to ignore it is wrong. Happening to see some headlines in line at the grocery store or what have you does not really qualify in that case. And maybe you don’t read the headlines at the grocery store, or visit websites that cover that stuff prominently? Its pretty easy to see a copy of US Weekly and just not read the headlines.
Agreeeeeed. I was really confused by that post about Chloe whoeverthatwas and her Harlem Shake video the other day, and I feel like that’s a good example of a healthy lack of awareness about pointless celebrity garbage. I don’t need to know who that is or why its funny (?) that she made a really bad video about some meme.
But hey! I know who Lindsay Lohan is! I know she used to be a cute kid redhead and now she gets arrested a lot. But you know what? I wouldn’t know that the Kardashians were using pineapple car fresheners in their vaginas except for that I like to read Videogum on my lunch break. So now I am tainted with celebrity vagina scent knowledge, thanks to you Videogum!
It’s honestly not that hard. If I didn’t work in an office and get bored, I’d have no idea about 90% of celebrity culture. I got very, very clueless during period of not working in an office. And co-ops often don’t have magazines, so between that and no real internet time…
You’d also have to avoid hilarious weblogs with engaging commentor communities…
There’s a difference between awareness and interest. I have very little interest (beyond being silly about it on videogum), but I know who a lot of these people are, even if I don’t know who they’re dating.
I don’t know which Kardashian is which other than Kim, but I know they have a reality show. But if a person with a normal life (who goes to the grocery store, who sees those free newspapers on the subway, etc) tells me they don’t know who the Kardashians are? They’re just lying.
It also depends how one says the statement. Sure, anyone can live without seeing Jon Hamm’s wang photos, but don’t imply that you’re somehow better than I am because I have*. I think that’s why Gabe used the example of people saying they don’t own TVs, because some of them carry that same attitude, even though we all know that there’s great television out there and it isn’t all Off Their Rockers and Celebrity Dive-off.
* Maybe that wasn’t the best example, but you get the idea.
I’m going to respond to you but a lot of this applies to Gobblegirl’s post as well, but I guess it was the word choice of “get seduced by the gross and sticky business of modern celebrity culture in America” that made me object. The whole “get seduced” aspect implied taking an interest, not just knowing that celebrities exist. Otherwise I agree with you and Gobblegirl.
And I hope you don’t think I was implying people who follow this stuff are lesser people, because I read and comment on here every day. AND I own a television.
Yeah, there’s a difference between “ugh, I don’t CARE to bother with that nonsense!” snobbery and “I don’t know who that is” honesty. The first one is more in the “I don’t own a TV” camp and the second just doesn’t care about (current) celebrity culture.
Oh yeah, let me be totally clear that whenever I used the 2nd person, it was the general 2nd person and not you specifically. Any animosity in my comments would be for the dillholes I meet at happy hours who say that junk at me and can can suck a lemon.
Everyone cares about celebrity culture. Either they visit TMZ or read historical novels about the aristocracy or James Dean bios or whatever. People have always been compelled and repulsed by celebrities in equal measure. Of course celebrity is more of a massive industrial complex at this point, but the basic concepts hold true. Now I’m going to go back to reading about how much Thomas Cromwell probably wanted to bang Jane Seymour.
She was such a QILF.
QILF: dr. Quinn I’d Like to Formally invite to prom.
*I’m vaguely aware that this is not the Jane Seymour of which you speak…
I can’t possibly defend celebrity culture and our fascination with it, but i like it because it numbs my brain. When i used to get home from work after seeing really messed up stuff and felt really stressed out and sad, and had to go back to the same environment in 6 hours, trashy gossip was like intellectual heroin. It just shut down all the misery and worry, and let me get involved in tiny snippets of information that could amuse/horrify me because i was too depressed to focus on an actual book. I guess my point is that my fascination with celebrity culture is nothing to be proud of, but i’m pseudo-addicted.
Yeah, intellectual heroin sums it up quite nicely.
Why choose?
That dog has the ultimate “what did I do?” look on his face and it is perfect.
Dog mugs? Am I doing this right?
So this clearly isn’t a picture of puppies, but it is cute, so I argue that it counts.
I rest my case.
Objection overruled. Baby otters are called pups!
Don’t they hold paws so they don’t separate while sleeping?
Only if they love each other and are in a committed relationship.
How about a painting of a freshly-showered dog, instead? It will make you intensely uncomfortable!
Is that one of George Bush’s?
No, it’s something I found in a thrift store that my wife unreasonably forbid me from buying, even though it was only $10. She was not swayed by my argument that we could hang it in the bathroom as a conversation piece.
You shouldn’t have conversation pieces in the bathroom. You should never find yourself in a situation where you’re in your own bathroom with someone for whom you need props in order to find something to talk about.
No, it’s more like when you have people over, and they’re intensely uncomfortable (because of all the unbroken eye contact and whispered apologies), so they say they have to go to the bathroom just as a chance to get away, if even for a moment. Then they can come out and be like “hey, what’s up with that painting in your bathroom?” And boom, that party just got started!
But what if they don’t have to go to the bathroom? Doesn’t it just make it more uncomfortable when you keep trying to suggest they go?
This is also why I keep the bar in my bathroom fully stocked. People can go drink as much as they want without other people’s judging glances.
Chandler Bing posed this question in an episode of Friends, and I have wondered ever since: How come Donald Duck never wears pants, yet when he gets out of the shower he has a towel around his waist?
On Tiny Toons, why did Buster wear a shirt but no pants and why did Babs wear a skirt but no shirt? Both of them are giving the milk away for free with that.
Is that a pricetag on it? Is it for sale? I’d like to make a purchase, please.
This is like looking through one of the hotel rooms in The Shining.
Hi perverts who googled “Lindsay Lohan Wet Puppies”
Videogum is TMZ for animals.
Hey, cute baby panda. Hey, cute baby panda. What do you think about Kim Kardashian’s baby bump?
puppies or seal pups?
All the pups!
Let’s all imitate animals instead:
I can watch this all afternoon. Near perfection.
“O”
cryptic. Maybe “uh-o”? Or “O NO”.
Future people won’t know what the heck I’m talking about.
O, I kn0w what y0u mean.
koko sad. fun site no work. lawn mover man bad boy.
koko check the morning links!
happy! misters rogers friend! happy!
happy. smile
Can I tell a swimming dog story? The first time my dog swam was at “dog beach” in Prospect Park (Brooklyn.) She did it because SHE SAW A RAT THAT WAS ALSO SWIMMING and wanted to get it.
AT least she looks kinda normal in this pic.
not like her blond version:))))