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“C’mere, sit on this balloo–” “No!” “No, it’ll be fun, we’re just gonna jump–” NO!” “What’s your deal? It’s going to be fun! Just sit on this Rio beach ball balloon thing and we’ll jump on it and you’ll go flyin–” “NOOOOOOOO!” (Via SayOMG.)
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Where did they think she would land?
They seem like the kind of folks who keep kiddie pools on hand, so maybe they just assumed one would be there.
Yes, also um…they just stood back and her girlfriend came to her rescue. What gentlemen!
this would probably be a lot more fun if it were next to a lake or something.
…nah, still terrifying.
They’ve been reading a lot of post-modern fiction and weren’t sure if cause and effect still held.
The is like the opposite of a trampoline accident. Some sort of beach ball intentional outcome.
The beach ball is the size of my apartment.
This is why I hate friends.
I was always the friend that told people not to do this.
Wait, does that make me the mom? goddamnit.
No, it makes you a good friend who doesn’t want to have to chip in for ER copays after people break their limbs through unmitigated malarkey.
Not that I am speaking from experience garnered trying to stop someone from drunkenly wielding an axe to chop wood or anything.
OMG, they broke their arm chopping wood? Did they chop through their own arm?!!??!?! YOU NEED NEW FRIENDS!
All my friends ever want to do is climb things. Don’t climb things, it only leads to falling and pain.
Did they chop off somebody else’s arm?!
Also, what are you doing with axes and drunk people in the woods?!
In High School, there was an annual ‘go out to the woods and be drunken hooligans’. I am actually a character in a horror movie.
Also, luckily (?) everyone only injured themselves. And I just really want to recommend not playing with axes when drunk. Nothing was severed, despite certain best attempts to the contrary Mr.-oh-I’m-so-drunk-lets-have-axe-adventures-no-LBT-you-can’t-do-it-stand-aside-and-let-the-master-worrrrrraaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Axe Adventures sounds like the name of a children’s television show I would be interested in watching.
Axe Adventures sound like a new line of disgustingly strong deodorant for teen boys with no game.
Can we combine these two ideas? I for one would FOR SURE watch a show about those awkward, stinky boys.
I was always the friend who came up with an absurd idea like this as a joke and then couldn’t believe it when anyone took me up on it.
I suspect this comment will be the highlight of my day.
Friends also try to talk to you about their problems when you are trying to read or nap.
It’s like the old saying, “With friends like these, c’mon wtf.”
Also did they really need both large dudes to jump on the ball? That’s like trying to kill one bird with two stones.
More like premeditated murder.
“No, seriously, watch Walking Dead.”
“No.”
“No, really, it’s gotten good again.”
“No.”
“Seriously.”
“OK.”
Seriously, watch the Walking Dead.
At my summer camp we got a 6 foot beach ball every year and it was GREAT! (it sometimes knocked kids over but it was still great)