
We’re here, we did it! WE MADE IT! We can finally put this whole Steve Wilkos week behind us and head out into our calm, refreshing weekends. Thank goodness. I hope you have nice weather. I am so eager for it to be spring, you have no idea, and it doesn’t look like it’s going to be spring yet this weekend, BUT WE CAN ALWAYS HOPE! Wear layers! Ok, goodbye!
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Tom Hardy Got A Puppy Caption Contest, and the Associate Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
| #5 | heimaey | Mar 13th | Score:40 | |
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If you were hoping for a pope that’s “good on gays” you should consider how long it took to get a pope that was “good on heliocentrism” |
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| Posted in: New Pope Open Thread | |||
| #4 | old man fatima | Mar 8th | Score:40 | |
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When my mom was in university, they were out celebrating her roommate’s new “fiancee” status and came home drunk to 2 feet of freshly fallen snow in their building’s parking lot. They OF COURSE had an epic snowball fight, and OF COURSE at the end of it discovered that the ring had fallen off. It was around 5 in the morning and as people woke up for the day they noticed these girls frantically digging through snow, and eventually they had about 20 people helping them sift through all of this freshly fallen snow and actually found the ring! Someone had called the paper (small town) and they ran a story on it, but took a picture of the roommate with a random guy who had been helping, saying that was her fiance, and her real fiance was so angry about this mistaken caption that he called off the wedding! So she was for sure 100% much better off NOT marrying the guy, and actually dated the fake fiance for a bit after (they had met in the ring search). Not sure what the moral is here. Always lose your engagement rings to find out if your future husband is a tool or not? I dunno. I like the story anyway. |
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| Posted in: Ocean Public Marriage Proposal Goes Horribly RIGHT! | |||
| #3 | Frank Lloyd Wrong | Mar 12th | Score:41 | |
| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Tom Hardy Got A Puppy | |||
| #2 | catweazle | Mar 12th | Score:44 | |
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More like Tom Softy |
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| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Tom Hardy Got A Puppy | |||
| #1 | Frank Lloyd Wrong | Mar 14th | Score:68 | |
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Yeah, but Gabe almost had to do links that day, so really you both evened out. |
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| Posted in: My Day At The Steve Wilkos Show | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: I am very happy that FLW's comment made the number one spot. I just hope it eases some of the residual pain left over from when Gabe's life was ruined by links. RIP Gabe. Long Live Links. Congratulations, friends!]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
| #1 | ashleigh | Mar 12th | Score:-17 | |
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i wasn’t going to say it, but fuck it, people are liking this suggestion? this is racist. yes, this is racist. ja! calling a black woman a beast, this is hilariously unexpected and totally appropriate. jokes! |
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| Posted in: Who Should Play The Beast In Disney’s Live-Action Beauty And The Beast? | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: This is in response to Jeb's post of a Nicki Minaj GIF (from the music video "Monster") in the "Who Should Play The Beast In The Beauty And The Beast Remake" or whatever thread. I definitely do not think there was any racist intent behind the post, but I am sorry if you felt that there was! I also don't really think you should've been down-voted for expressing your discomfort, but here we are.]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
| catweazle | Mar 12th | Score:44 | ||
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More like Tom Softy |
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| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Tom Hardy Got A Puppy | |||
[Ed. Note: Congratulations, catweazle! You earned it.]
This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice
| Superglue | 9:43am | Score:7 | ||
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On a personal note, this is my favorite type of videogum post. In my VG utopia, it would be all recaps and fart/poop/pee stories. |
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| Posted in: It’s Friday, You Know The Rule | |||
[Assoc. Ed. Note: A perfect choice for a favorite.]
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So excited for that first beer that I’ll enjoy outside on the first nice day of spring. For now, I’ll enjoy my first beer of the weekend. Cheers!
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Inconceivable you say?
This week marks two years since this jam dropped, gang. Two years of ever-increasing relevance.

That means it’s Pony Day in like two weeks! I can’t wait for the 31st.
PONY DAY!!!!!
You guys! This week has been such a nightmare. I got some really bad news and had to spend most of my free time dealing with it and then the one night I didn’t have to, I got really drunk instead of sleeping and then almost fainted on the train the next morning because my body was like “WTF is your deal you jerk why are you doing this to me????” But this week I also got an unexpected promotion at my job AND won the caption contest so Silver Linings Playbook. Let’s all have a great weekend!
Happy weekend, monstars (monster stars of my heart). I’ll be in the Bay for a bachelorette party. Almost half the group was clamoring to DD in the email chain, so it should be mega wild. (I really am looking forward to it though!)
Happy weekend! I’m in Miami for the annual gathering of EDM maniacs, refusing to believe I am old. Dean knows what I’m talking about
Guys, use this weekend to learn how to draw cool S’s like Kelly:

If you didn’t already know how to draw this, I don’t want to be friends with you. (JK, please still be my friend. You have such nice hair!)
So that happened. Thanks for keeping the laughs coming this week, i was more of a taker than a GIFer (har har, sorry.) this week, i’m afraid. But the weekend is here, and i have a bike ride, a date, laundry, and avoiding drunk tourists lined up. AND Ms Flask just texted me to say she’s stopping by the best video rental store (maybe the last?) in the state- i don’t know what’s coming home but it will be great. Last weekend i watched Antichrist right after watching the campy 60s Batman movie… i think that’s what fucked up the rest of my week. BUT I DIGRESS. Have a great weekend everybody, dance, dance, and be merry.

Flaskie’s obligatory date dance gif:
why is that a reply up here?- GOD THIS WEEK WHEN WILL IT END? WEEK, END. WEEKEND.
This week didn’t suck to bad until maybe two hours ago, and now I’m in my sweats drinking a $13 bottle of wine I impulse purchased so I could use my card to buy something at a convenience store yesterday. It’s the freakin’ weekend, guys!!! Time to eat so much corned beef you could puke!!

Yay for corned beef! Yay for whiskey! Yay for the Irish!
It’s Friday! And…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nPtMHSYtPc4
Great week, everybody! I had to deal with some really frustrating people today, but I’m going to drink my frustration away! Huzzah!
I emailed Rob Thomas and asked how much it would cost via Kickstarter to kill off Piz immediately and he responded. The answer? A LOT. So let’s have an anti-Piz bakesale this weekend? Deal? Deal.
Good job this week monsters! I’m going back to Tulsa for the first time since August and we are going to get wild!!!!! And best of all, my friends are so stoked to see me that I will not have to buy any drinks! Woot! See you guys on Wednesday!
YEAH FRIDAY! Good week everyone! Dance in the streets!

OMG I made it. Yay!!!!!
Congrats other ballers! <3 u ALL
Today is the second day of March Blizzard 2013 (we get one every year).
So instead of spring, I got out my big coat and boots again after having only used a medium coat and light coat for a few weeks.
What is this spring of which you speak?
Does Kelly’s approval of my taste in posts mean that we’re on the road to a more fart/poop/pee-friendly* videogum??? Only time will tell!
*Hahahaha videogum is already very very fart/poop/pee-friendly, but as you all know I can’t get enough.
Whatever floats your boat, Superglue.
I know it’s Saturday morning and nobody’s going to read this! But last night I went to sleep at, like 9:30 because I’m an adult. And I had a dream that this morning I went on VG and in this thread somebody (I think it was timmybear) commented that they were in Boston for business and that everyone should get together and hang out. And so many people commented that they were in town too, and were so excited, but I was really sad because I had gone to sleep early and missed the whole thing!
Stop having fun without me in my dreams, guys!
i always peek in on Saturday morning just to see if anybody posted a funny dream. Today it finally paid off! While you slept early like an adult, I stayed up late and drank wine and ate a brownie and watched The Names Of Love (Le Nom Des Gens originally, which means we did not get a literal translation in English and the French title was much more apropos to the theme of the film). It was good! (good review, flaskie) Sorry you missed the dream party