“As you may know, I get asked out in YouTube videos (and press interviews) pretty often. Sometimes I accept the invitations (especially if Justin Timberlake bullies me into doing it, it seems?) (what?), but only very rarely. So you’re probably wondering: “What made your date to cotillion stand out?” Well, for one I had no idea cotillion was ever a dance you could just go to. Isn’t it a thing where girls walk down long staircases and become a part of society, like on Gilmore Girls and Gossip Girl? If so: Is that what I’m going to be doing? Being the date of someone walking down a long staircase? So that was a question I was hoping to get the answer to. Another thing that stood out is that I couldn’t really hear most of what the young woman in the video was saying. There was a lot of intrigue! So I guess those are my main reasons. Mostly I just love going to stuff with strangers and I’m glad my fans know that.” -Mila Kunis

Haha. WHAT? HOLD THE CAMERA CLOSER, LADIES! I guess the thing about these videos is that you might as well ask, because you never know. But also the thing about these videos often seems like someone attempting to publicly put someone they like on the spot for something they 100% would never actually want to do. That seems wrongish! But also, AARON PAUL WILL YOU BE MY DATE TO DINNER NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN NEW YORK? WE CAN TALK ABOUT BREAKING BAD ALL YOU WANT! FRESH EARS! PLEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE, IT’S JUST ONE DINNER! (Via BuzzFeed.)

Comments (16)
  1. In my experience, cotillion was for kids to learn stiff and antiquated rules of etiquette. It actually managed to make eating a chocolate chip cookie unenjoyable. Mila Kunis, don’t do it!

    • “I thought learning about etiquette was fun!” said a nerdy child who went to a girl scout etiquette workshop and then grew up to be annoyed that no one sends hand-written cards anymore

  2. She’ll get stood up like Meg

  3. Wow seriously blue moon

  4. I refuse to accept this. Cotillions are not real. They are on the list of things that only happen in movies and television, like adult chicken pox, and the holocaust.

    • I went to a cotillion in high school! It was for a Filipino friend of mine and it was SO. FUN. There were a million choreographed dances and costume changes, and awesome food, and 10,000 line dances that all the old Filipino ladies knew all the steps to instantly, even though it kind of seemed like they were making them up on the spot. I think the main reason they threw it was because the girl had a rare blood disorder and almost died, so they were mainly celebrating that she made it to 16, but yeah it was really fun.

  5. Rebel With A Boring Cause over here.

  6. You’re trying to win Mila Kunis over with Blue Moon? Why not offer her some Honey Brown while you’re at it?

    • To be fair, that was the beverage Mila mentioned she liked during the Lad interview.

      Great, now I’m thirsty for beer and will have to quench this thirst. (This is not the first time, and I’m sure it won’t be the last, that a Vgum post reminds me that I want to have a beer or four.)

  7. Dear Mila Kunis, please go show that girl how to open a twist-off bottle of beer.

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