Then there’s a pair of us — don’t tell! (Via RatsOff!)

(Also: To tell your name the livelong day / To an admiring blog)

Comments (16)
  1. Is Marty Stouffer Devon Sawa, JTT, or the other one? I need to know to know how attractive I should find this man.

  2. I…I think I’M Marty Stouffer

  3. erthan  |   Posted on Mar 13th +12

    I’m Shelley Duvall

  4. “I’d also like to introduce you to my cousins, Jeffrey Leancuisine and Bill Hungryman.”

  5. Did anyone else tear up at the end when he got reunited with his beard?

  6. How does this not include “Oh hey, I didn’t see you there?”
    Also mad props for the reference to the poem I have memorized still from 7th grade but whose title and author I can’t remember…

  7. I kept waiting for him to say” No I’m not I”m Zach Galifiniakas….” Want my 6 minutes back Kelly!

  8. His name is Robert Paulson.

  9. One of them is Marty Stouffer

  10. So I listen to dance music (booty bass, trap, house, garbage pop) at work so I don’t fall asleep at my desk and the fact that the 4 beat loop of him saying his name syncs up perfectly to both Pon De Floor and SHOTS by LMFAO is absolutely terrifying.

  11. He’s part of the husband and wife duo with those godawful frozen foods?

  12. How long do you have to listen before you manage to make yourself hear, “I-Mart Eastouffer” consistently? For me it was about a minute 15.

  13. His video should trade lengths with Gustavo’s.

  14. When I was little I didn’t have imaginary friends, but I would pretend to be some one else. Santa Claus and Snow White sometimes, but mostly Marty Stouffer. I would just run around the house saying “I’m Marty Stouffer” so basically this video is me at 5.

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