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Uh oh, ladies. Better call the hospital and make sure they have a last minute reservation for a VAGINA REPLACEMENT because yours just EXPLODED. (OK, first of all, I am sorry. That was gross. And I know there are dudes who are into Tom Hardy, too. So dudes, please make sure that you get something to clean up the mess your penis made when it exploded. Ugh. Great. Now my apology has actually made things worse. AND YET NO ONE CAN BE MAD AT ME BECAUSE OF THESE PHOTOS SO I GUESS THAT IT ALL WORKED OUT IN THE END, THANK YOU TOM PUPPY.) Not entirely sure why he bought a puppy on the docks. Seems like a weird place to get a puppy. Otherwise, though, A++ would do business with puppy again. Now, obviously we know what Tom Hardy is thinking: I’m a handsome and famous actor who is enjoying incredible success, sure, but it is only in this moment that there will be entire thematic Tumblr’s dedicated to me and my puppy. BUT WHAT IS THE PUPPY THINKING?
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, which is not as good as a puppy or Carl Kassell’s voice on your answering machine, but it’s something. (Images via Celebitchy.)
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More like Tom Softy
hug puppy fun happy. happy smile
We will destroy the couch cushions and then, when it is done and the couch is ashes, then you have my permission to give me a steak.
BATPUP comes to in his kennel. He is clearly in a timeout. HUMAN OWNER AND BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD leers over him.
BATPUP
“Why didn’t you just… tell me ‘No’?”
HUMAN OWNER AND BEST FRIEND
“Your punishment must be more severe.”
*Then, you have my permission to play dead.
mister puppy hug bat man.
He’s probably just doing character research for one of his upcoming films, like Everest, Animal Rescue, or Mad Max: Fury Road. Not sure which one.
According to recent press, Tom Hardy said, “I love my new puppy. Can’t wait to take him home and snuggle the little guy!”
But in early reports, fans complained that all they heard was muffled, throaty gargling.
The Puppy Whisperer
good puppy
I know Tom Hardy is all hot and whatever (not Cumberbatch hot, but still), but oh my goodness is that puppy not the cutest thing? What a sweetie!
This isn’t a caption, but I’d just like to suggest, because I know a lot of monsters have really cute pets, I think we should hi-jack the next “10 cutest animals” thread to share pictures of our lovely friends, just to all get it out of our system(s). #WeThePeople
love all ballkate love all ball too. Oh God now I’m doing it!
Koko I love you.
Dog Lloyd Wrong doesn’t understand self-portraiture.
My dog will play records at our puppy party.
1) Yay! It worked! 2) This is Fry and Leela. They snuggle a lot!
SORRY I’M LATE!
Ummmm, imsteph, I think we might have some kind of cousins situation going on here…
!!!!!! Basset/beagle? Duke is a basset but he gets beagle a lot and may be mixed, but we’re not sure.
He’s some kind of hound mix, that’s as close as we can tell, maybe bluetick or foxhound mix. He’s taller than he looks in the picture. his head is almost up to my hip when he sits that way, and I’m 6’1″…
And here’s one doodler’s conception of him hanging out in Prospect Park, not really caring about a ball, because he really could care less about balls…
my dog splays her legs in the exact same ‘prone position’! do you think it’s a back issue? it’s really really cute, i just never encountered a dog that chilled that way on the reg so i get paranoid.
Our dog Little Bear did that and we had him for 16 years, so I wouldn’t worry. He was a really cute cocker spaniel. I’d put a picture here if I knew how. r.i.p. LB.
Peter Pan remains ever vigilant in his new surroundings
Oh Glob, I can’t help it, here’s his brother Huckleberry, too!
this is both of my pets’ attitudes about life:
long-suffering and loyal, here is thy face.
Dog Feelgood. (was going to make the Dogtor Feelgood pun, but sorry everyone, I just can’t).
I’m late to the thread but behold Catticus Maximus, ruler of the night , the Disney villain that got away:
The Dark Knight Raises (a puppy)
dark knight good mom
Donna Doggo
Dogga Darkknight
EYEAAAAGHLUUUUUUVVVVHEWWWWWDAAAAAAAGHDDDY
I’d like to believe that its conscience is the voice of Morgan Freeman, and it’s just chanting over and over, “Beggin’ Strips, Beggin’ Strips, Beggin’ Strips.”
Bane (character) – Quotes
Bane: “Calm down, Doggy! Now’s not the time for play. That comes later. ”
Bane: “Let the Puppy Bowl begin!”
Bane: “Puppy, take control! Take control of your leash harness. This… this is the instrument of your liberation!”
Tom: All you need is a name.
Puppy Bronson: What’s wrong with Cutie Patootie?
Tom: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.
Puppy Bronson: Lassie. Uggie. Cosmo. Rin Tintin. Air Bud?
Tom: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Air Bud. The dog’s a cunt. You’re more of the Charles Bronson type.
“I will housebreak you.”
The Bark Knight Rises
I would comment but now I am dead. From the cuteness, not from like the plague or anything.
Even the puppy’s vagina exploded.
I think this is the most jealous I’ve ever been of a dog since Turner & Hooch (he got to hang put with Tom Hanks and help solve a crime!).