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After debuting her fun new character, an indeterminately European doppelganger named “Courtina,” a couple of weeks ago, we might have assumed that Courtney Stodden would return to her real passion: making “music videos” and grocery shopping in bondage gear. Nope! It looks like someone has caught the acting bug! Or maybe it is the comedy bug?! Or it might literally be that she has just caught a bug, like that she is straight up sick and needs to see a doctor to get a professional diagnosis and start down the path towards treatment? Because it is hard to understand what exactly is going on in her new video in which she plays her sister “Courtland.” (Ugh.) Wait until you get to the part where she just makes fun of her own husband but does it while in character so that it’s supposed to be a joke but it’s clearly not a joke! What a cool marriage. True love is real, I’m sure.
Who edited this? What poor schmo had to sit through countless hours of horrible raw footage to come up with this horrible but heavily edited piece of crap? Whoever it was, I am sure that Courtney’s husband overpaid them! “So editing a vlog is $10,000 plus expenses, but if the vlog is in character it’s $15,000? Well, rates are rates!” I’m loving these self-mocking character studies, though. They’re great! Not sarcastic at all. What a talented actress. What makes you think I’m being sarcastic?! Argh, it is so hard to convey tone through written text!!!
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Doug Hutchinson Presents: Statutory Night Live
I’m waiting for when she plays a sexy version of every participating member of a trial and inevitably calls it Night Court.
I’m waiting, just waiting, for her to marry a really old creepy guy.
Joe Isuzutina.
I have no idea what to make of this, but they better get divorced soon. Maybe I should buy up all the pitchforks and torches to price gouge folks in any case.
I’m so glad we got a Stodden post on International Women’s Day.
I just read an article about Sudanese girls in their teens forced to marry guys in their 70s. Now I read this.
I’m going to South Sudan for vacation next month – anyone have any recommendations?
Don’t.
Gary Oldman could have a chat with her and make us all feel better, right?
Does anyone else want Courtland and Judge Rineholt to be a buddy cop duo under Sergeant Bud Cort?
I’m watching the X-Files for the first time through Amazon Prime and Doug (Saggy Balls) is in two episodes in the first season. Not entirely sure how royalties work, but I may have had a part in funding this video.
My question is, are people saying he has saggy balls or is this something she’s admitting to the world? Not that I care about that moleezer (hybrid of molester and geezer).
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’ve been re-watching the X-files on Netflix and I got a kick out of seeing him as well. Funny thing is that he was even too old for her in 1993.
Not to overuse the word “literally” like everyone else, but holy crow, I LITERALLY cannot watch these videos. This is beyond “trainwreck” tv/videos now. The only way I’d watch her is if they tied me up like Clockwork Orange w/my eyes open.
That was LITERALLY the worst. I LITERALLY am having a hard time. I LITERALLY saw this eagle in my dream and he swooped down and literally ate a baby rhino. What does this say about my life, literally?
JK, the incorrect usage of words is my pet peeve… literally.
Literally using literally all the time is literally a correct usage of it.
I do the same with “I don’t believe in” … I LOVE it when someone says they “don’t believe in” something that actually exists when they mean they don’t like it. And by LOVE it, I mean, it literally makes me want to barf. Like, I don’t believe in the IRS. Or I don’t believe in war. I always want to be the snarky bitch that says “really??? Because the IRS exists. I can show you where their office is and they are real people. You mean you don’t AGREE WITH HAVING an IRS, idiot”
Then I myself say i don’t believe in things that exist just for the ironical humor, and no one gets the joke, because everyone is used to people using it incorrectly all of the time. So, I say it and then giggle internally, and no one in the world gets how fucking hilarious I am. It is my cross to bear.
My friend and I overheard a girl on the metro talking about how she doesn’t believe in abortion, and decided she must think people are referring to the abortion fairy, so people wake up in the morning no longer pregnant and with a dollar under their pillow. So I totally get what you’re saying.
my old roommate said she doesn’t believe in helicopters, I live by myself now.
“Yeah, we got it” – Your friends, upon you explaining your hilarious joke
I know this is SFW, but this is sort of NSFW because now I am throwing up everywhere? There’s vomit all over my keyboard!
Where do you work that watching a video of young, scantilly clad girl writhe on the ground while talking about saggy balls and sluts is SFW?
Hell.
Anyone else having issues with the site this morning? I get the malware warning from chrome, and signing in and upvoting are semi-unresponsive. Also its not a problem at all but the font is like twice as big in the comments for some reason. I think Videogum has caught an actual bug, you guys.
This is actually a sister site (well, half-sister site), Videogumina.
Yes! Other websites are having the font problem as well.
Well, its all back to normal for me. Good work, whoever fixed that.
These are just the kinds of things that bored children do when they’re bored. Courtney has no life! Get out there, girl, take Dourtney for a walk. Sneak out after Doug falls asleep at 5 p.m.
She have the time to make these videos if she were working on her GED.
*wouldn’t have
Is the the David Hasselhoff cheeseburger set?
That that.
So you’re saying this is just a publizity stunt?
when she swears it makes me uncomfortable
oh also I was reading the twitter comments on this and girls look up to her which also made me cringe
I don’t understand the rock aesthetic she’s going for. The band name is clearly a reference to 90s grunge, but her look seems very turn-of-the-century mall goth.
Also, I wonder if this is one of the characters she created when taking acting classes from Doug. Maybe it was this character that sealed their forever love. I’d like to think it is as it is perfect.
Doug really shouldn’t leave her home alone.
OK, but we have to admit that acting was a shit ton better than the Courtina thing. I’m not saying it was at all good or clever, or well thought out, or worth watching and/or shooting and/or editing, or at all scripted or sane, but still better than the Courtina debacle.