Kelly is out today at the taping of the Steve Wilkos show because she did a slightly worse job than my terrible job at randomly guessing who would win the Oscars. Which means it is just you and me. OH BROTHER. I was going to say that I could not even remember the last time we had the place to ourselves, but that’s not true, it was like a week ago. Does Kelly even do anything around here anymore? Tell us what you think of Kelly in the comments! Just kidding, please do not do that. But so what should we talk about today? BESIDES Hugo Chavez. It goes without saying that all of today’s posts will be IN MEMORIUM. R.I.P. Hugo Chavez. #Chavezgum
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By “games and stuff” he means porn, clearly.
That was the exact moment that people stopped doing anything besides laptops in coffeeshops. Newspapers? Guitars? Fuck all that noise.
Hugo, boy! To heaven, that is.
Sorry, I forgot to do it in the classic Gabe style, an R.I.P. tweet.
Chavez Is For Real.
I love that his successor’s name is Diosdada Cabello or literally god-given hair.
Donaldo Trump.
Will Kate be here so we can at least get some Conaboy representation up in this hizzy?
Yep. I’m a poor substitute for Kelly though! Sorry!!
Hush now, Kate! You’re a joy!
<3 <3
Awesome, I was hoping Kelly would lose. Not being mean, I wish all three of you could be the LOSER if you could, but the Steve Wilkos Show sounds so bad.
What about Mary?
;(
Hi truckasurus, your mother and I wanted to have a talk with you about Mary. Come here, slugger….
Could that laptop BE any more outdated?
This reminds me. I finally got my boyfriend to take Go On off our DVR queue. Yay!
Could that modem transmitting at 2800 m BE ps?
Aw shit. I threw an m in there. I thought he said 2800 mbps. Turns out he just said bps, which makes WAY more sense.
I’ll tell you one thing that never goes out of style: Jennifer Aniston’s refusal to ever wear a bra on that show.
I KNOW! I’m rewatching Friends now and it’s always NIPS AHOY!
Also, because I feel I have to defend my avatar and report the ridiculous, here’s another update about Tina Fey’s response to Taylor Swift. Basically she said “it was a joke” and made fun of James Cameron more. I love making fun of James Cameron, you guys. http://www.tvguide.com/News/Amy-Poehler-Taylor-Swift-1062232.aspx?rss=breakingnews
I sincerely hope that Taylor Swift realizes that by getting upset about that harmless joke, she is kind of reinforcing the sentiment behind the joke. I sincerely hope, but I know Taylor Swift is too much of a moron to actually realize that.
Totally…celebrities who can’t take a joke just make people want to make fun of them even more. For reference, see almost any South Park episode. Also, not to beat a dead horse, but the joke they said about Taylor Swift was SO mild on a comparative scale.
RE: fish sticks v fish dicks
Good responses from both. Taylor could learn a thing or two about being diplomatic. I think we’ll give her a pass though. She can’t help her extreme youth and thin (yet otherwise perfect) skin. As we parents know, she’ll grow out of it.
I also think that there is plenty of genuinely sexist things being said about her, but I think accusing Tina Fey and Amy Poehler of being the primary sexist perpetrators is terribly misplaced. There’s a better fight here! Just find the right opponent!
A certain singing award show host springs to mind, but I don’t think he made any Taylor Swift jokes.
ALMOST like old Videogum. ALMOST.
rather than do anything about It, I’m just going to patiently wait until someone somehow manages to humorously suggest that Chandler is looking at the “chandler dancing” meme…