• This picture of Robert Pattinson with fake rotten teeth only makes me wonder how many stone cold foxes we’ve all been passing up JUST BECAUSE their mouths look like scary garbage dumps. Time to rethink some stuff, ladies! -E!
  • In a recent interview, Courtney Stodden said she was like Marilyn Monroe because “we are both old souls and we’re having fun, and being glamorous and flirty, as well as deeply troubled and surrounded by people who don’t have our best interest at heart, plus we will almost certainly share sad, substance-related deaths that come before our time.” (Partly JK.) -Dlisted
  • “28 TV Shows Canceled After One Episode” -HyperVocal
  • Slate asks “Should Enlightened REALLY return for a third season?” and I say “ooooh shit” because I don’t watch it but I know you guys want Enlightened  to come back, right? What do you have to say about this? -Slate
  • Gabe here. I know this is a little outside of our normal purview, but I thought everyone would be interested to read this thought-provoking article from the New York Times: “For Good or Ill, Chávez Altered How Venezuela Views Itself.” #HC4EVA
Comments (13)
  1. “Steve Wilkos, shut up! I need to update the morning links.” — Kelly

  2. Please bring Enlightened back. Best show on TV, well one of them. But I don’t know where they’ll take it. Although I said that with Homeland and House of Cards…so now is that the current theme/trend? WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

    • Well, we find a show that everybody can agree is shitty beyond compare so we can restore our critical discernment (if that’s what you’re concerned about). I nominate Banshee (holy shit, Alan Ball has fallen hard ever since Six Feet Under ended).

      Also, yeah, bring back Enlightened!

    • YES to bring Enlightened back. The second season had some of the best half-hours of TV I’ve ever seen. (I’m looking at you, Levi episode.)

  3. Time to rethink some stuff, ladies

    Noooooooooooooooooooooo

  4. I guess Courtney fell asleep halfway through Doug’s bedtime story about the life and times of Marilyn Monroe.

  5. Kelly, a busted grill is a dealbreaker!

    That being said, I love the expression “stone cold fox” and think it should replace the tired old “hot.” You and my father-in-law are the only people I’ve heard use it. But yeah, I’m sorry but I will continue to pass on dudes who have teeth that just look like plaque holding hands.

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