spring_break

Let me begin by saying that I do not know when “Spring Break” is. Is it now? I know Spring Breakers comes out on March 22 — is it then? I tried to find out on the Internet and on some message board a guy said that if you want to avoid spring break youths on your vacation you have to block out the entire month of March, so I am going with that guy. SPRING BREEEEEEAAAAAAAK! I can’t remember a time when I was so relieved that it was almost spring. (Only because I have a terrible memory? I’m sure I’m this relieved every year.) I’m staring out my window right now, which is RAISED, and the sun is STILL IN THE SKY! R U SERIOUS? THE SUN? AT 5:30PM?!?! That is more than enough reason to celebrate with a party game, if you ask me. SPRING BREAK MOOOOVIEEEES!

  • The Princess and the Señor Frog
  • Sunscreenshine
  • Jennifer’s Body Shot
  • The (Super Gross) Beach 
  • Do Drink the Water, Seriously, and Be Careful

Fun fun fun! Now it’s your turn, yay! (Sand image via Shutterstock.)

Comments (85)
  1. Rock of Underages

  2. The Hangover

  3. Big Daddy Issues

  4. Ian  |   Posted on Mar 4th +6

    Barfthur

  5. Catch Me If You Cancun

  6. Dial M for Mai Tai

  7. Ian  |   Posted on Mar 4th +6

    Paul(y Shore)

  8. Where The Girls Gone Wild Things Are

  9. The Rum Diary

  10. Wet Hot American T-Shirts

  11. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jägerbomb

  12. What’s Up, Tiger Lily (aside from your blood alcohol content)?

  13. V.D. Warshawski

  14. 28 Shots Later

  15. Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead And Can’t Afford To Go On Spring Break

  16. The Rum Cryeries

  17. Silver Patron Playbook

  18. The Intoxication of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

  19. About Schmidt (Beer)

  20. To Catch a V.D.
    I Got the Hook Up

  21. Breasts of the Southern Wild

  22. Ian  |   Posted on Mar 4th +10

    Natty Ice Age

  23. Ian  |   Posted on Mar 4th +3

    The Skeleton Keystone

  24. Pan’s Lab-of-Drinks

  25. The Barfly

  26. You Can Cover-Charge Me

  27. The Lake Havasu City House

  28. heimaey  |   Posted on Mar 4th +11

    My Spring Break (from NYU) starts the 18th of March. I’ll be in Brazil. This will be my motto:

    • my spring break started this week but I could only get half a week off work, but as soon as I leave work on Wednesday I’m heading down to New Orleans to drink myself into oblivion

      • Mine also starts the 18th, but I have to adult jobwork until the 20th.

        I will be drunk with you in spirit.

  29. The Tailor of Panama City

  30. KW  |   Posted on Mar 4th +12

    Argo back to bed

  31. dude  |   Posted on Mar 4th +20

    Drincoln

  32. Trash Humpers

  33. The Color PRRRPLLAAAARRRRFFF!

  34. The Maltese Fuckin’ (no? no)

  35. Zero at Ten, a Dark Thirty at Two

  36. The 400 Blow Jobs

  37. Transformers: Dark Side of the Poon

  38. Good Night and Good Fuck

  39. Breakfast at Sharky’s

  40. KW  |   Posted on Mar 4th +5

    Up(chuck)

  41. Drink (it would be like Drive but with drinking, you know? because they start with the same three letters?)

  42. The Man Who Did Shots With Liberty Valance

  43. Marvel’s The Bingers

  44. The Fast and The Blurriest

  45. KW  |   Posted on Mar 4th +3

    American Spender

  46. Crewless

  47. KW  |   Posted on Mar 4th +1

    The Holiday

  48. Easy, Eh?

  49. Horton Hears a Woooooooooo!!!!

  50. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Up Chucker.

  51. The Bourbon Identity. The Bourbon Ultimatum. The Bourbon Supremacy. The Bourbon Legacy.

  52. No Country for Old Men

  53. The Drunk Knight Rises (at 3pm)

  54. Beasts Gone Wild

  55. Amour Shots

  56. Get Boardshorty

  57. Spring Breakin’

  58. I Am Plastered

  59. 70,000 Psychopaths

  60. Trouble with the Cuervo

  61. Vodka Squad

  62. Everclear and Present Danger

  63. The Kids Are All Drunk

  64. The Lady’s Bra Vanishes

  65. There Will Be Bud

  66. The Wages of Beer

  67. Acapulco Now

  68. Do the Wrong Thing

  69. A Clockwork Screwdriver

  70. (Pussy) Posse. (sorry, gross)

  71. 500 Days of Summer

  72. Long time reader, first time commenter. Let me just say I love you videogum, you are the only palatable place in this crazy web.

    Sophomore in the Grass

  73. Django Unchained from Midterms

  74. Jeb  |   Posted on Mar 5th +8

    Lord of the Toe Rings

  75. Legends of the Fall (from the hotel balcony)

  76. If you think Shawn`s story is impossible…, three weeks ago my brother in law earnt $6732 workin sixteen hours a week an their house and there roomate’s mom`s neighbour has done this for nine months and brought home over $6732 part time On there laptop. applie the guidelines available at this link………. http://qr.net/kaZc

  77. You are all brilliant and wonderful people!

  78. There Will Be Bloody Marys

  79. The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo

  80. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to STD’s

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