
Let me begin by saying that I do not know when “Spring Break” is. Is it now? I know Spring Breakers comes out on March 22 — is it then? I tried to find out on the Internet and on some message board a guy said that if you want to avoid spring break youths on your vacation you have to block out the entire month of March, so I am going with that guy. SPRING BREEEEEEAAAAAAAK! I can’t remember a time when I was so relieved that it was almost spring. (Only because I have a terrible memory? I’m sure I’m this relieved every year.) I’m staring out my window right now, which is RAISED, and the sun is STILL IN THE SKY! R U SERIOUS? THE SUN? AT 5:30PM?!?! That is more than enough reason to celebrate with a party game, if you ask me. SPRING BREAK MOOOOVIEEEES!
- The Princess and the Señor Frog
- Sunscreenshine
- Jennifer’s Body Shot
- The (Super Gross) Beach
- Do Drink the Water, Seriously, and Be Careful
Fun fun fun! Now it’s your turn, yay! (Sand image via Shutterstock.)
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Rock of Underages
The Hangover
Big Daddy Issues
Barfthur
Catch Me If You Cancun
Dial M for Mai Tai
Paul(y Shore)
Where The Girls Gone Wild Things Are
The Rum Diary
Wet Hot American T-Shirts
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jägerbomb
What’s Up, Tiger Lily (aside from your blood alcohol content)?
V.D. Warshawski
28 Shots Later
Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead And Can’t Afford To Go On Spring Break
The Rum Cryeries
Silver Patron Playbook
The Intoxication of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
About Schmidt (Beer)
About Schlitz
To Catch a V.D.
I Got the Hook Up
Breasts of the Southern Wild
Natty Ice Age
The Skeleton Keystone
Pan’s Lab-of-Drinks
The Barfly
You Can Cover-Charge Me
The Lake Havasu City House
My Spring Break (from NYU) starts the 18th of March. I’ll be in Brazil. This will be my motto:
my spring break started this week but I could only get half a week off work, but as soon as I leave work on Wednesday I’m heading down to New Orleans to drink myself into oblivion
Mine also starts the 18th, but I have to adult jobwork until the 20th.
I will be drunk with you in spirit.
The Tailor of Panama City
Argo back to bed
Drincoln
Trash Humpers
The Color PRRRPLLAAAARRRRFFF!
The Maltese Fuckin’ (no? no)
Zero at Ten, a Dark Thirty at Two
The 400 Blow Jobs
Transformers: Dark Side of the Poon
Good Night and Good Fuck
Breakfast at Sharky’s
Up(chuck)
Drink (it would be like Drive but with drinking, you know? because they start with the same three letters?)
The Man Who Did Shots With Liberty Valance
Marvel’s The Bingers
The Fast and The Blurriest
American Spender
Crewless
The Holiday
Easy, Eh?
Horton Hears a Woooooooooo!!!!
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Up Chucker.
The Bourbon Identity. The Bourbon Ultimatum. The Bourbon Supremacy. The Bourbon Legacy.
No Country for Old Men
The Drunk Knight Rises (at 3pm)
Beasts Gone Wild
aw shit darko’d twice over
Amour Shots
Get Boardshorty
Spring Breakin’
I Am Plastered
70,000 Psychopaths
Trouble with the Cuervo
Vodka Squad
Everclear and Present Danger
The Kids Are All Drunk
The Lady’s Bra Vanishes
There Will Be Bud
The Wages of Beer
Acapulco Now
Do the Wrong Thing
A Clockwork Screwdriver
(Pussy) Posse. (sorry, gross)
500 Days of Summer
Long time reader, first time commenter. Let me just say I love you videogum, you are the only palatable place in this crazy web.
Sophomore in the Grass
Django Unchained from Midterms
Lord of the Toe Rings
Legends of the Fall (from the hotel balcony)
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The math does not compute, spamalot.
You are all brilliant and wonderful people!
There Will Be Bloody Marys
The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to STD’s