You see the first baby and you think, “All right, this baby is pretty good. But I still can’t stop thinking about how it’s Monday morning, and about how quickly the weekends race by, and about how this is how it’s going to be for the rest of my life — working my ass off for what seems like only a few moments of repose OH MY GOODNESS, IS THE SECOND BABY EVEN YOUNGER? AND SHE’S EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIRST BABY?! JERRY– CANCEL ALL MY MEETINGS AND GET IN HERE! YA GOTTA SEE THESE BABIES!” (Via Neatorama.)
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SECOND BABY, BE MY BABY!
Sure, whatever, when I was that age and jumped and flailed around like that they called it a hissy fit and all I ever got was time out in my room.
I bet facetaco feels silly bringing a laser-wielding taquito to this baby battle.
Can we, from now on, just assume that a person named Jerry is hanging out in the office with us?
Jerry is kind of lame to have around the office
Sometimes, when I watch Parks and Rec too stoned, I end up empathizing with Jerry too much and just feel sad for him because of how everyone treats him, then I remember that he is wicked happy with an amazing life. And has a giant penis.
Great job, babies! I’m just impressed when babies get potty trained and can hold things for themselves, but this is much more impressive.
I think we all just got served.
The thing about these videos of tiny children being very impressive is that you have to wonder what life is like for them. Like, do their parents wake them up at the crack of dawn to start their break-dancing training? To what end? To become really good at something pretty pointless and be on the internet? There will be plenty of time for break-dancing when you grow up, children! Enjoy being a child while you still can!
But when else would they get to stare down another baby and do a throat-slice gesture? I mean, when I finished a coloring in the lines test early in pre-school and stared across the room at my rival and did it, I got sent home with a letter for my parents.
Glad somebody else noted this! Scariest kid in homeschool.
I had these same thoughts about this kid who couldn’t have been more than ten years old who I used to see at the same place in Central Park all the time. He could do all kinds of really impressive juggling tricks – he could even ride around on a unicycle while juggling plastic bowling pins – but I always wondered how he got so good at such a young age. Did his parents keep him from going to school so he could practice his street performing skills?
Turbo and Ozone are proud:
After watching this, I’m so glad they’re not “babies”, because beforehand my inner nerd was screaming Don’t let babies breakdance! Their skulls aren’t totally fused yet!
I’ll be they’re not even using 7-leaf clovers.

Boomin granny!
Step UP 6: Baby Geniuses 5: Save the Treehouse
ARE THEY SPEAKING FRENCH AT THEN END?