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Posted on May 7th, 2009 by Gabe
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Dude is pissed!
A genuine Snickers need a fucking moment moment if I’ve ever heard one. (Thanks for the tip, Josh.)
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I still trying to figure out if this is a guy or a girl.
WOW THAT IS SO FUNNY. Are you someone’s dad? You tell jokes like you’re someone’s dad.
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stop
stop what?
shit yeah
my favorite troll is telling my least favorite troll to get out of the trolling business
listen to the monkey, Patriot
he speaks wisdom
he’s been in the business since before you were born maybe
C-C-C-Corbin! I need a motherfucking McDonald’s job, Corbin.
Oh wow this is the best. The internet to you, my friend.
i use to werk at macdonalds but i was fired for eatin da food all da time. an i was always gettin compained about because peple said i don have da soshall skills
i found you on facebook, da cake eatur. please accept my friend request.
How? How did you find him? I need him on my facebook. NEED HIM.
shut up. my girlfriend can’t get a job. so you have to pick on her? ohhh you’re soooo big now…. FUCK! I HATE MY GIRLFRIEND!
I can totally relate. I always get mad scarlett feva from African bitches behind the counter at Micky fucking D’s.
I watched 30 seconds and felt confident I had the gist. Please let me know if there are fireworks or CGI in the last 6.5 minutes. Thank you.
You missed the Snickers Need a Motherfuckin Moment line
Watch it again.
I know it seems long but there are some definite quality moments in here so stick with it and we’ll all emerge better people.
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Dude? And things of this nature.
I FUCKING LOVE HIM. He is a real American, and things of that nature.
You missed a golden opportunity, Mickey Got-damn D’s.
I had no idea muthafuckin was a one syllable word. Good to know.
I believe it is TWIX when you need a moment. I like how she turns into a supervillan at the end with the “swine flu for which there is no cuahhhh” MWAHAHAHA
Girl, just chill out with Keith Sweat’s McNugget slow jam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM-iKGteoo
Damn, Chris Tucker is really pressed for work. Jackie Chan, are you up for Rush Hour 3 (or maybe 4 or 5 I’m not sure where we’re at with these)?
I actually was rejected from beng a cashier for near minimum wage at some crappy fast food wraps place near NYU when I was a freshman in college. I was desperate for a job and was pretty pissed. The world of fast food service is fuckin’ cut throat, it’s no joke.
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They really had the cream of the crop applying for jobs there huh? This lady, and a homeless women – perfect. Also, this is Chris Tucker. Post – op.
Best comment from that video:
get stoned and watch it on mute, you’ll go crazy
I doubt she really had a pen, I want visual proof.
her (you guys, this is definitely a lady) frustration isn’t invalid. I have a degree from NYU and more customer service experience than I care to share and I can’t get hired at a fucking Houston’s in Kansas City…. mostly because This Is My Life, but also because these corporate places are surprisingly difficult to get a job at. It’s true, bitches do got fever.
this. is. awesome. we must be best friends.
I can only imagine the berating I’d take in ordering a McFlurry when really what I want is a ” baked muthafuckin apple pie, bitch! ” if he had gotten the job.
“I don’t know what she said, she said somethin’ SMART.” Oh yeah, no, definitely, because of how everyone in this story is saying smart things.
I think she meant smart as in sassy.
Fifth element deleted scenes?
Tang game proper.
I know. It was just a joke.
Holy shit, I’ve never seen anyone so upset about not getting a job at McDonald’s. If anything she should be happy she doesn’t work there.
in this economy….
So much feva.
fine already! i’ll talk to the hand.
all i need to see is 0:40-0:43 for the rest of my life.
but…
how dare his pen not be there for him.
how dare these people give him fever.
how dare some woman cockblock him for a mcdonald’s job.
mickey goddamn d’s. i live right by one and this is what it will be referred to from now on.
So, this reminds me. When I was 16 or so, I went to apply for a job at my neighborhood McDonalds in Queens. It was an open call for applications so I was kinda nervous cuz this was my first job. Found some pants with a crease, slapped on a tie, and went over by 10am. When I got there, I saw the ghettoest people wearing Fubu. I was like, “Bitches”.
Got the job. With no resume. Although, worst summer ever. Kitchen duty blows. This woman was spared, maybe Coldstone is hiring again.
So…..this is awkward. I feel like I should be challenging you to a duel or something.
Well we actually have two things in common: I also worked at McDonny’s when I was 16. My job was Getting Yelled at 4 Leaving Fry Scoop under Heat Lamp.
I thought the Fry girls always got it easy, but I see I was wrong. I still think being grill master was harder. Damn frozen patties never got unstuck. Plus when they started those Premium Select Sandwiches? It was over for me.
By the way, I see we’re both proponents of Swine Flu fashion.
This is AMAZING!
Forget McDonalds. Get this dude(???) a show!
I’d tune in for every episode.
and btw – this is getting added to my lexicon YESTERDAY:
“I will up the ante on that ass, bitch. I will give you the swine flu, for which there is no cure.”
Brilliant.
Can you imagine if Cris Tucker and this woman had a baby….
O.M.G…..that would be the most annoying thing ever. Then all three of them can be in a movie with Jackie Chan and then they can show that movie to prisoners and it’d be torture but not really cuz we’re not touching them we’re just driving them crazy with annoying people.
It’s Hollywood from Mannequin 2 and Chris Tucker at the same time.
I feel like I can watch this forever.
i was not prepared for that aggression!
At least I now know how to say “I know you did not use my pen” the next time I am from Africa.
Oh man, Chris Tucker from Fifth Element flashbacks. Didn’t even finish this monster. Maybe YouTube has finally found its purpose – meaningless rants and quote generators.
Can we please hear from Da Cake Eatur on this one? Is that Da Cake Eatur?
This guy is my hero. McDonalds folk be givin me the feva too.
He’s a guy, ladies and germs. Click through to find his myspace, and on his blog you’ll see he wrote:
“The private school I attended ostracized me because, “Men don’t sing and dance!” men “Build things and play in the dirt!”" Men!
I wish McD denied me a job! :/
Totally.
Before watching the video, I thought the Snickers line was in reference to those horrible, homophobic advertisements.
That’s not the point. The point is that she obviously identifies as a woman, and a fabulous one at that!
Who needs friends when you can just go on the You Tubes and have Chris Tucker tell you about his day.
Also: http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=15&cols=15&id=8tU4fB9nUgc&startZoom=1
put this video on mute and start it and East 1999 by Bone Thugs at the same time, you’ll get a serious Dark Side of the Rainbow effect goin’
WOW – you win 13 internets for working a Bone Thugs N’ Harmony, Wizard of Oz, and Pink Floyd reference into one sentence and being correct about your assertion.
It’s cool that Ruby Rhod can still get work after that snafu with Corbin Dallas.
THIS SHIT was more entertaining than the Wolverine movie!! I am going to be saying “I was not prepared for that aggression” all week
My favorite: “Cause bitch, you can keep all that. However, you can give me my
application so I can fill it out, bitch. Equal Opportunity.”
This actually makes me sad – especially the point where the McDonald’s manager was essentially trying to help this girl function in society (yes, a resume is important – so “it’s just mf’n McDonald’s” – so did you GET that job?) and all she could think about was how she could diss the manager on YouTube.
Dysfunctional and unrepentant. That’s society, circa 2009.
“I told a lil’ fib. I sure did. and so what, bitch? I don’t give a fuck.”
ENDLESS quotability.
Motherfuck, my life will never be the same again. That was great.
I’m sure the job offers are rolling in after this performance!
Ranting YouTubers make my life.
This is my boyfriend. Wrong category.
I found him, too!