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Florida Congressman Alcee Hastings, a Democrat, was trying to make some point yesterday, so he read a list of sexual practices and fetishes on the house floor:
Congressman Hastings seems particularly upset by toucherism: arousal caused by surreptitiously touching the breasts, buttocks, or crotch of another person. He should probably stay away from the NYC subway. (Via Warming Glow, and also thanks for the tip, Mike!)
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TOUCHERISM!
To clarify; Alcee Hastings-pro femskin?
kleptomania?
Senophilia: arousal caused by surreptitiously touching the breasts, buttocks, or crotch of your local Senator.
Its like someone fused together Al Sharpton and Dr. Ruth.
I have no idea what his point is, but I love the rolled R’s.
Frrrotteurrisumm!!
I wonder if this is the first time bestiality has been announced like that in that building.
First time since Bob Dole retired.
That’s a pretty crazy tie. He must be into zoophilia.
…bagpiping…scrotophilia…onanism…chapping…epididymisism…testiculation…
Further proof that Florida is America’s Australia.
What about furries? Are they ok in Florida? Can we send them there?
What’s all this ‘tip’ email business? Ain’t y’all heard of Twitter?
He’s like a congressional Foghorn Leghorn. Ummm……I say I say kleptomania!
But Mayor Bloomberg said it was okay to ride the NYC subways.